Axl Rose Continues To Be An Anal, Self-Centered Knucklehead

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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    Wow, a child's raincoat is just soooo slimming, ya know? Last time I saw a yellow ass that big was in a Sir Mix A Lot video. Add bonus points for having a guitar solo go wrong because of a Star Wars mask wardrobe malfunction. And people are still paying money to see this scam?









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35749

      At about 1:20 you can see the guys he has now onstage to mop up the shit as it's produced.

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59551

        I have no interest in the AxHole Rose Circus, obviously, but the inevitable reunion is going to happen. I think Guns N Roses are about the only band left who haven't attempted a reunion. Hell, even Pink Floyd managed 20 minutes, and they hated each other more than AxHole hates Slash. Not to mention there have been a few semi-Floyd appearances since then, but they'll probably never attempt a full fledged tour after Rick Wright's death.

        Did Vomit Retriever ever find another singer, or did they officially pull the plug on that mess? They can't keep a singer....AxHole can't keep a band... the solution seems obvious enough. The only REAL question left, is whether or not Steve Adler would ever be capable of playing drums in a real band again.
        Eat Us And Smile

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35749

          If I was Slash I wouldn't do it, no way.

          He's got more money than he'll ever need why would he want to work with that fuckwit again especially now that he has lost his voice?

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            If I was Slash I wouldn't do it, no way.

            He's got more money than he'll ever need why would he want to work with that fuckwit again especially now that he has lost his voice?
            Yeah, don't think I'd be in a hurry to reunite with my former singer that refers to me as "a cancer" if I were him either....
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35749

              Waiting for 2 hours before going on each night because the twat decides just before showtime he wants a roast dinner meaning you end up getting booed on by angry crowds?

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              • indeedido
                Veteran
                • Feb 2004
                • 2293

                Axl's voice is shit. I think if VR could get a good singer, that would be a good band. I wish they could steal Myles Kennedy away permanently from Alter Bridge.
                This space for rent.

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  "You know where you are?!"



                  Definitely not at a Guns N' Roses concert.



                  I'm glad I saw those dudes way way back in 1990/91 or so. Whenever it was the had that first really huge arena headlining tour. Also saw them with Metallica at Qualcomm Stadium but that show was fail. The arena show was quite decent even though they were to come on about 9:15 and didn't hit the stage until almost midnight. A lot of younger kids had to leave. Sad to treat your fans that way. But the show itself when it finally happened was good.

                  No fucking chance in hell I would even see a FREE GnR show....reunion or fake. I hate Axl that much. If I ever run into him at the airport or something Ima pop him one in the mouth and scream ROTH ARMY RULES! as I do it.
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • chefcraig
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    Originally posted by sadaist
                    If I ever run into him at the airport or something Ima pop him one in the mouth and scream ROTH ARMY RULES! as I do it.
                    Heres a better idea: Simply yell the words Best Buy.
                    Last edited by chefcraig; 10-06-2011, 07:14 PM.









                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • Diamondjimi
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2004
                      • 12086

                      Those Brazilian people are complete suckers. They would buy tickets to watch this arsehole sleep onstage...
                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        Originally posted by indeedido
                        Someone sent this to me, too awful not to post. Check out the botched solo from the stormtrooper. Axl sounds awful and what is up with that coat?

                        worst cover band ever
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • Little Texan
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4579

                          Axl looks like a fat banana dancing around in that yellow raincoat and sounds like a dying crow when he attempts to sing. He's so fat and out of shape that he is too out of breath from all his dancing around to deliver his vocal lines. It's quite comical, actually.

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35749

                            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                            worst cover band ever
                            I get that Axl can't sing any more but I don't understand why he can't find people to play the stuff properly.

                            That fucking tool with the Star Wars mask seems to think he's in Spinal Tap.

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              Originally posted by Little Texan
                              Axl looks like a fat banana dancing around in that yellow raincoat and sounds like a dying crow when he attempts to sing. He's so fat and out of shape that he is too out of breath from all his dancing around to deliver his vocal lines. It's quite comical, actually.
                              he's a tandem axl now
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • kwame k
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 11302

                                Originally posted by vandeleur
                                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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