Yoko fucking Ono

[cadaverdog]

Take your pick.

None of the above. I've given up sockfucking. Ever since I met your mother I don't need to masturbate. She wants it 24/7. They had to put a revolving door on the back of your house to accomadate all the traffic. No wonder your dad is pissed off all the time.

[fraroc]

None of the above. I've given up sockfucking. Ever since I met your mother I don't need to masturbate. She wants it 24/7. They had to put a revolving door on the back of your house to accomadate all the traffic. No wonder your dad is pissed off all the time.

I already know.....I walked in on it....And all I gotta say is.....


It happened.....At the time of my life.....when I least expected.....It happened.....At the time of my life.....when I least expected.....I don't even...AAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!! REMEMBER!!! (orgasmic moans) how it happened.....I don't even....remember....how....it happened HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

But it happened.....

[Satan]

Where were you when I needed you buddy? Anybody who doesn't think The Beatles invented rock and roll can't be all bad.

Nobody said The Beatles invented rock and roll. But they certainly saved it from a certain death, as all of the first generation rockers were either dead, in jail, in the Army, or disgraced by marrying their own 13 year old cousins by 1962.

That Fabian/Pat Boone/ type of dragonshit that took it's place was killing the whole thing. Much like the American Idol/corporate consolidation (of both labels and radio) dragonshit is killing music today.

There are times I'm really tempted to send John & George back up there to see if they can save it again.

[WARF]

I'm watching TOP GUN...

I like Tom Cluise pelfolmance as MAVALICK!!!!

[Terry]

Yoko's just...

I mean, I don't assign her any more blame than I do John Lennon for the breakup of his marriage, or the Beatles...I certainly don't blame Yoko MORE than I do John, at any rate. Obviously Lennon loved her, but lLennon was always proclaiming her brilliance, and he obviously had shit in his ears when he made that call.

The thing that really irked me about her was how after Lennon died she gave countless interviews claiming that she was the one who pushed Lennon into being avant-garde and just patting herself on the back for how brilliant she was.

[Von Halen]

Mark David Chapman definitely shot the wrong person.

No he didn't.

[WARF]

Do I need to start a fight for someone to respond to me?

[cadaverdog]

Yoko's just...

I mean, I don't assign her any more blame than I do John Lennon for the breakup of his marriage, or the Beatles...I certainly don't blame Yoko MORE than I do John, at any rate. Obviously Lennon loved her, but lLennon was always proclaiming her brilliance, and he obviously had shit in his ears when he made that call.

The thing that really irked me about her was how after Lennon died she gave countless interviews claiming that she was the one who pushed Lennon into being avant-garde and just patting herself on the back for how brilliant she was.

If John never hooked up with Yoko he might still be alive. Chapman thought he was Lennon and was actually committing suicide by killing him. Maybe he listened to Yoko singing and decided he'd rather off himself than listen to her sing again.

[cadaverdog]

Do I need to start a fight for someone to respond to me?

I'd respond but someone might think we're up to something.

[WARF]

Awesome, I donated $51.50 to the Van Halen links and now all the sheep love me....

I was actually hoping they closed down so our membership would go up from 23 members to 25 members.... oh well...

[Nitro Express]

I donated $6.66 to VH Links hoping it would call in Satan so he could give the place a proper skull fucking. The problem is Satan said they had ruined themselves more than he ever could.

[Satan]

I donated $6.66 to VH Links hoping it would call in Satan so he could give the place a proper skull fucking. The problem is Satan said they had ruined themselves more than he ever could.

Too late. I was Beelze-banned from Links years ago.

[Angel]

I'd respond but someone might think we're up to something.

Like what? Warfmageddon?

[cadaverdog]

Like what? Warfmageddon?

No. But I think you wish someone would get some old school feud action started again. I gotta admit there's not much to talk about other than politics right now unless you're into the World Series. A good knock down drag out flame war might wake a few people up. Personally I don't give a flying fuck. I spend more time playing spider solitaire than posting anywhere and spider solitaire never calls me names or tells me I'm worthless. I think I'll light this joint I just rolled and play a few games right now.

[DrMaddVibe]

You know it is bad when Yoko makes Julian Lennon look like a rock god.

PLEASE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5CUDQQ9qLI

At least Julian can write his OWN songs!

Here's a stab at Yoko!