Van Halen Pilgrimage

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
PLEASE... God get some material of your OWN! That ex-lover-girlfriend-stalker thing was the material I used on lms last week when you "recruiting" me to kick her ass on the board. You're so UNfunny...
You should step down and let Bill, Matt or Bob be the President. They are the ones who make it comedy. You're just there to have your name on something and make people bleed.

Let me clear this up first.........first of all there really isnt a president anymore, and even when Rikk called himself that, he was fucking around. Rikk is funny as hell(well,not as funny as ME of course ...well come to think of it not as funny as Matt or Bob either......he's got Tongue N Ass beat though) We are not "zombies' or Rikks "disciples" as you called us. He's a good buddy of mine here.....one of the few not to back stab me. I've had people attack me out of nowhere just because of my association with him and the Pen. This is a motherfucking message board. Stop stirring shit up, then playing the innocent role. Rant over.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Rikk is funny as hell(well,not as funny as ME of course ...well come to think of it not as funny as Matt or Bob either......

Yeah, but I'm funnier than Bea Arthur!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah, but Bea give's the best blowjobs in North America. In my drunken party days I spent many nights of passion with her and Estells Getty in the back of my serial killer van.

[MAX]

And then there's Maude........ LOL!!!

[MAX]

Bill,

For goodness sakes man, please stop posting your professional glam shots of yourself in drag.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yeah, but Bea give's the best blowjobs in North America. In my drunken party days I spent many nights of passion with her and Estells Getty in the back of my serial killer van.

"Right on Maude!!!!!!!!"

[Bill Lumbergh]

Whoops why the fuck did I quote myself?! LOL

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Oh Max!!!!!! I had no idea you gave oral to WOMEN too! Wont George be jealous?!"

[MAX]

Oral is what I was born for. Sorry but my toungue and lips don't do to well with all of those cobwebs holding me back and the spiders would freak the fuck out of me. Plus, I don't think there would be much moisture?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Plus, she probably hasnt washed her ass since 1989.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Plus, she probably hasnt washed her ass since 1989.

1986. I looked it up. That was the last year Rue McClanahan had a working sense of smell, and it was still in her contract.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Can you believe she was supposed to be a sex symbol on the show?!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Can you believe she was supposed to be a sex symbol on the show?!

The only reason SHE was the sex symbol was because she washed her ass. Estelle, Betty and Bea weren't into that.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Estelle puts the smack down in the hard hitting "Genital warts scare" episode.........

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
1986. I looked it up. That was the last year Rue McClanahan had a working sense of smell, and it was still in her contract.

Rikk's *cough* "dream" woman........ :p