On their wedding night, the young bride approached her
new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was
a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised
to find her husband home in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely
that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed
more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest
totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million dollars,
and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades
that she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had
multiplied and these were the results of her savings
and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth
over $3 million dollars, her husband was so astounded
he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice
and blurted out;
"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
Sometimes men just don't know when to keep their
mouths shut.
new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was
a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised
to find her husband home in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his
employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely
that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed
more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest
totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million dollars,
and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades
that she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had
multiplied and these were the results of her savings
and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth
over $3 million dollars, her husband was so astounded
he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice
and blurted out;
"If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
Sometimes men just don't know when to keep their
mouths shut.
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