A couple was dressed and ready to go out into the city for the evening.
They
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
line,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned
the
local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple
opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out
into
the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
will
be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her
husband
will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
Mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off so
I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her
from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and
threw
her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car......
They
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
line,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned
the
local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple
opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out
into
the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to
eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
will
be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her
husband
will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
Mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off so
I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her
from scratching me but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and
threw
her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car......
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