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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Originally posted by Satan
    How much do you value your soul? Perhaps we can make a deal.........
    The world is already going to HELL in a handbag so why not! :D
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32942

      I was dragged to church by my parents. I made up for the misery by fucking the cute girls there. :D
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • franksters
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 2389

        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        I was dragged to church by my parents. I made up for the misery by fucking the cute girls there. :D
        now that's the spirit!!
        SUMMER'S JUST
        AROUND
        THE CORNER!

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        http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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        • ace diamond
          Full Member Status

          • Sep 2004
          • 3863

          Originally posted by bueno bob
          Depends on what your view of "questioning" is. Are you asking questions or spouting off with "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER, GOD IS DEAD!" horseshit?

          Be honest, blind boy. By your spew in this thread, my guess is I'm not far off.



          Were they blind too?

          Must have made for an interesting sight to see...or NOT see, as the case were...



          They probably should have hired somebody to help you out with your grammar.

          Where were you anyway? Strip club?

          OH YEAH...





          Actually, I wasn't wondering at all...certainly didn't stop you from a rant about it, though...

          Thanks for, eh, "shoving it down my throat"...



          Having attended regularly, to numerous denomonations on a regular and consistant basis, I assume you're in a position to make such broad based assumptions?

          Ha...and you think Christians are bad...you know, the only people on Earth more self righteous than the holier than thou Christian sect are those who are convinced that EVERYBODY'S got it wrong...but THEM...

          bob...this whole thing kinda went over yer head.
          i have police reports from december 1998 from the san bernardino police dept to back up what i say.

          the song "the nowhere man" that i wrote is actually about this particular incedent and time in my life.


          here is the link to download the demos of my my music i have been working on.......




          and before anyone says any shit about how can a legally blind guy write and play music........
          1.i have been a musician since i was 4 years old(1981, i was born sat. july 2,1977)

          2. legally blind is defined as 50% or more loss of vision. I have lost 67% of my vision. i do have coke bottle glasses.....very thick, very heavy......thus i seldom use them.

          3.jeff healey.

          4.stevie wonder

          i am not completely blind.

          I have said this before in other threads.
          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
          When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
          "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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          • naturochem
            Head Fluffer
            • May 2004
            • 495

            Originally posted by ace diamond

            1.i have been a musician since i was 4 years old(1981, i was born sat. july 2,1977)
            Damn! Did you pop out of the womb holding a flute??:D
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            "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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            • ace diamond
              Full Member Status

              • Sep 2004
              • 3863

              not holding a flute.

              mother says my birth was like a bullet firing from a gun.

              it was pretty fast.
              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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              • ace diamond
                Full Member Status

                • Sep 2004
                • 3863

                in 1980, my father was blasting some chuck berry records, and playing his grand piano along to the records.

                i used to lay on my back on the floor underneath my fathers' grand piano while he played along.

                to this day, my father refuses to take credit for setting me on the path towards being a musician.

                he wanted me to be a professional baseball player,something he failed to become.

                I have never wanted to be an athlete. dad and i had many rows over this for many years.

                on thanksgiving day 2004, when i showed him my record contract,which expires nov,13,2007, he finally shut the fuck up.

                i have made 2 cd's omn my own dime. i wrote the lyrics and music.
                i played and sang everything myself.

                it is the only way to make sure it turns out the way i hear it in my head.

                charles hardin holly,A.K.A. Buddy Holly, had the same problem.
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  Originally posted by ace diamond

                  charles hardin holly,A.K.A. Buddy Holly, had the same problem.
                  Charles Hardin Holley

                  If you're going to be a name dropper to back up your cute stories, at least get your history correct.

                  Not that any of this is on topic or anything......
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    Originally posted by ace diamond


                    mother says my birth was like a bullet firing from a gun.

                    So many jokes I think my head might explode.....
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35754

                      Originally posted by ace diamond
                      here is the link to download the demos of my my music i have been working on.......




                      and before anyone says any shit about how can a legally blind guy write and play music........
                      I wasn't.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 59630

                        Originally posted by ace diamond


                        the song "the nowhere man" that i wrote is actually about this particular incedent and time in my life.


                        I think I've heard that one......

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                        ... but how did you talk the Beatles into recording it?
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • Katydid
                          I am a Giant CUNT
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 2407

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                          OK, HERE IS THE STATION I'M LISTENING TO:



                          Call free and make a donation: 888 569 9974

                          MENTION ROTH ARMY AND ISSUE A CHALLENGE TO OTHER ROTH ARMY MEMBERS.

                          SOMEONE CALLED TODAY, AND THE WOMAN ANNOUNCER GOT OFF THE PHONE LAUGHING AND SAID, "I ASKED HIM WHERE WAS WALDO?"

                          I SENT AN E MAIL YESTERDAY AND DONATED, THEY CALLED THE MORNING SHOW "THE JOYRIDE ARMY" TILL NOON.


                          [Post #4]
                          Originally posted by Katydid
                          OK, HERE IS THE STATION I'M LISTENING TO:

                          http://www.joyfm.org/pages/events/listenlive.shtml
                          quick quote

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            If there was a God.....

                            He would have taken Katy, and not her daughter.




                            That's all I'm sayin'......
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • Katydid
                              I am a Giant CUNT
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 2407

                              Originally posted by flappo
                              come back katydid all is forgiven
                              Now I find out 2 years later that flappo was missing me? (this was '05, it's '07 now.)

                              I wonder if anyone's convictions have changed these past 2 years?

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                              • naturochem
                                Head Fluffer
                                • May 2004
                                • 495

                                CVH LIVE (OAK/SF) '78, '79(X2), '80(X2) +MOR, '81(X3), '82, USFest '83, '84 & 2007!

                                http://www.hellsangelsmcoakland.com/...Support-V2.jpg

                                "God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes." Al Swearengen

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