suicide by train........

[kwame k]

You cheapskate...you rode in steerage? How was the quality of the gruel down there near the engine room? Have a nice view below the waterline? :tongue0011:

That hurts, Craig As you well know, back then I was struggling to make ends meet and coming to America to start a new life......

The girl I fell in love with was betrothed to a rich Gentleman but the love Rose and I had was stronger than her love for him. When the ship was sinking I realized that I could never give Rose the things that her rich finance could give her, so I faked my own death because I knew she would never leave me any other way, that and the fact she was a dead lay......


What.....you fuckers don't believe me! Here's a sketch I drew of her, unfortunately I have no photographic proof.

[kwame k]

did you scan that at the fed/ex store?

No, my dietitian had a scanner

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No, my dietitian had a scanner

[Anonymous]

What.....you fuckers don't believe me! Here's a sketch I drew of her, unfortunately I have no photographic proof.

Well, there weren't any cameras back then, so it adds up. If you did have a photography of her, then we'd know you'd be lying.

This way, we all believe you.

But really THIRD class? Shame on you, Kwame... might as well've been a stowaway.

I rode first class.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Well, there weren't any cameras back then, so it adds up. If you did have a photography of her, then we'd know you'd be lying.

This way, we all believe you.

But really THIRD class? Shame on you, Kwame... might as well've been a stowaway.

I rode first class.

Cheers! :bottle:

Geez, I was young and dumb what can I say........

Hey, I remember you now......didn't you knock that old lady out of the way to get on the last lifeboat?

[Anonymous]

Geez, I was young and dumb what can I say........

Hey, I remember you now......didn't you knock that old lady out of the way to get on the last lifeboat?

Who, me??? I would NEVER do such a thing. Shut up, arsehole. Why, I even gave MY place to a peasant mother & her little daughter, even though I had more right to be on the lifeboat than they did, seeing as I was, I mean am, a rich dude. I'm gonna get you for this. Luckily for me, a family of coloured people saw fit to generously let me pass ahead of them, after I, uh, THE CAPTAIN struck the matriarch down with an iron bar I had, I mean, he happened to have in his pocket. Ixnay on the odle adley.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Who, me??? I would NEVER do such a thing. Shut up, arsehole. Why, I even gave MY place to a peasant mother & her little daughter, even though I had more right to be on the lifeboat than they did, seeing as I was, I mean am, a rich dude. I'm gonna get you for this. Luckily for me, a family of coloured people saw fit to generously let me pass ahead of them, after I, uh, THE CAPTAIN struck the matriarch down with an iron bar I had, I mean, he happened to have in his pocket. Ixnay on the odle adley.

Cheers! :bottle:

Your secret is safe with me

I mean, I could be mistaken......remember all the chaos and panic going on....not to mention the flying bicycle debris!

[ace diamond]

You need to go to a class to learn that you should eat a lot less and it takes them two hours?

well, i took home economics in 1989, i figured it was about time for a refresher course.
couldn't hurt.

[ace diamond]

Ever heard about this mythical creature called "Attention Whore"?

Also, life's STORY is quite correct. It's all made up stories, as opposed to life facts, details or events.

Asshole loves the attention he gets, or he BELIEVES he does, anyway. He'll lose it eventually.

We, on the other hand, while not exactly bullies, do like to kick around someone who not only constantly BEGS to be kicked in the face, he'll actually insult you while you are doing it & when he does try to defend himself it's only feebly, more like a way to persuade you to keep kicking his fucking skull until he either passes out, or you break your foot.

It's fun all around, I guess.

Cheers! :bottle:

penchant for punishment, party of 1, your table is smashed.
please have a seat on the nails and splinters.............

[kwame k]

penchant for punishment, party of 1, your table is smashed.
please have a seat on the nails and splinters.............

Wha?

Care to comment on the flying bicycle debris.....that is no where in the photos

[ace diamond]

Only took you 7 hrs to find a ticket stub in the garbage can at the train station....impressive.

Notice the pictures I posted show no debris whatsoever, why's that, Ace?

Tell you what fat fuck.....let's take a poll and see how many people believe you or don't. If more people think you are a fat fucking liar than a truthful poster you get banned from here for life......care to man up and take the bet, doubt it because......you are a proven liar.

can you prove that i didn't have it in my backpack?
no you cannot.
therefore, you know not where the tickets and schedule came from.
and i have told you where i got them.
you just don't want to actually fathom the possibility that i might actually be telling the truth.


as for your proposed wager-
do you really think i am going to take you up on such an obvious sucker bet that i already know i won't win...............nice try, shitheel..........i'm not taking any such bet.

i might be totally fucking crazy, but i am not that fucking stupid.

[Anonymous]

Your secret is safe with me

I mean, I could be mistaken......remember all the chaos and panic going on....not to mention the flying bicycle debris!

What secret? Watch it.

Dude! It was hell!!! There were cats standing by waiting for cars to hit them... bicycles flying... pear-shaped dudes, standing like bowling pins, screaming that they were blind Indians... I hope I never have to go through that again.

So, how did you make it?

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Wha?

Care to comment on the flying bicycle debris.....that is no where in the photos

considering those photos are all from well behind the train.........and i was at the front of the fucking train...........a piece of a hand brake and brake cable is not going to appear in a photo from that angle at that distance.
it's impossible.

[kwame k]

Ding, ding, ding........You're finally getting it Ace!

It really is, "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", syndrome with you. No one is going to believe anything you say because you are a known Liar and have been busted numerous times.

You created your rep, deal with the repercussions of it.

[Anonymous]

penchant for punishment, party of 1, your table is smashed.
please have a seat on the nails and splinters.............

Dude, lay off the glue & paint thinner...

What the fuck is that supposed to be? Some sort of threat? I really can't tell.

Either way...

Fuck off!