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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    Originally posted by ace diamond
    my high school diploma, which i earned in 3 1/2 years and had 25 course credits too much, as 230 was the requirement to graduate over 4 years, and i earned 255 in 3 1/2 years, made the deans list 5 or 6 times, i earned the 1 and only perfect attendance award ever given at that school, and out of a class of 578 students, i finished with a 3.976 gpa, 76th in my class.
    I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts (or in this case, Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks) that not one of those classes or courses involved P.E.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      Originally posted by ace diamond
      i went to los angeles on friday jan. 8.
      i left los angeles on jan 11 on 8am train 91 line.
      had to change trains in orange.
      i told you i was on the train that hit that guy.
      here is the proof.
      MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service
      the line for apologies starts behind shitheel over to my left.
      now all you sorry fucks can kiss my ass.
      Only took you 7 hrs to find a ticket stub in the garbage can at the train station....impressive.

      Notice the pictures I posted show no debris whatsoever, why's that, Ace?

      Tell you what fat fuck.....let's take a poll and see how many people believe you or don't. If more people think you are a fat fucking liar than a truthful poster you get banned from here for life......care to man up and take the bet, doubt it because......you are a proven liar.
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        Originally posted by chefcraig
        I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts (or in this case, Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks) that not one of those classes or courses involved P.E.
        since his previous life story included the fact he was in a correction home for most of his childhood I wonder when he had time for regular high school.

        Ace you need to write down your lies to keep them straight....there's just too many of them to remember let's see, that's lie #3,654.
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          Originally posted by Susie Q
          Here's the thing fuckhead, you are a uneducated, laughing stock of this internet community, you are an embarrassment to anyone who knows you. Now, I'll decipher exactly what is going on with you. You apparently had a bad child hood because you lack the attention from your parents at an early age. You needed special education classes, but your needs were again ignored. Most likely you came from poor stock and were picked on during school years. Hence the bullshit artist was born. You had to make up stuff because your life wasn't that interesting and people just passed you by. Then when everyone saw through your bullshit, you decided to pick up a guitar. Unfortunately, from the sounds your guitar makes when it is in your hands is that of a cat screaming out in pain when you touch it. Your guitar don't even want anything to do with you. If it had legs, it would run away. So when people who have NO CLUE on music listen to your horseshit, they too end up leaving your "gig's" saying, "What the fuck was that?!" You don't get any repeat gigs after they hear you the one time. So now...you are a illiterate, talentless dumbfuck who works the system and lives off of whoever is stupid enough to take your ass in. I don't feel sorry for you. Because you can't blame your parents, society or anyone else. You have yourself to blame, you have to dig yourself out of your hole, smarten up and prove to be a human that can contribute something to society instead of going into a cesspool of scum.
          Fucking nailed it, Q!
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12749

            Originally posted by Susie Q
            Here's the thing fuckhead, you are a uneducated, laughing stock of this internet community, you are an embarrassment to anyone who knows you. Now, I'll decipher exactly what is going on with you. You apparently had a bad child hood because you lack the attention from your parents at an early age. You needed special education classes, but your needs were again ignored. Most likely you came from poor stock and were picked on during school years. Hence the bullshit artist was born. You had to make up stuff because your life wasn't that interesting and people just passed you by. Then when everyone saw through your bullshit, you decided to pick up a guitar. Unfortunately, from the sounds your guitar makes when it is in your hands is that of a cat screaming out in pain when you touch it. Your guitar don't even want anything to do with you. If it had legs, it would run away. So when people who have NO CLUE on music listen to your horseshit, they too end up leaving your "gig's" saying, "What the fuck was that?!" You don't get any repeat gigs after they hear you the one time. So now...you are a illiterate, talentless dumbfuck who works the system and lives off of whoever is stupid enough to take your ass in. I don't feel sorry for you. Because you can't blame your parents, society or anyone else. You have yourself to blame, you have to dig yourself out of your hole, smarten up and prove to be a human that can contribute something to society instead of going into a cesspool of scum.
            Well, Asshole... what have you to say to that?

            Oh, excuse me... what have you to lie to that?

            Originally posted by binnie
            Let me translate Ace. What Susie Q is saying there is "I secretly love you." :D

            (Ouch!)
            Dude, that's just so wrong... isn't it?

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              Originally posted by ace diamond
              hey shitheel, i went to fed-ex office and had the train schedule, and both tickets scanned.
              1 .pdf file.
              it will be posted shortly.
              how much did that set ya back?
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • Igosplut
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 2794

                Educated people usually quit while they're ahead.

                Err, wait.......
                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576

                  Gotta love the irony......

                  The troll who uses his BLINDNESS every chance he gets to back up his reasoning for typing in ALL CAPS [so he can se what he posts] is now asking us to believe WHAT HE SAW while on a train.

                  And in typical ace fashion, digs himself a deeper and deeper hole instead of putting down the shovel and drowning his sorrows at KFC. [again]



                  It's the little details that always trip you up, ace. always.
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    Originally posted by ace diamond
                    hey bitch, your bloody fucking string is hanging out.
                    it's dripping........
                    Classy.

                    Bet your online girlfriend is just so proud of your fat, blind, aids ridden ass......

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      Originally posted by kwame k
                      Only took you 7 hrs to find a ticket stub in the garbage can at the train station....impressive.

                      Notice the pictures I posted show no debris whatsoever, why's that, Ace?

                      Tell you what fat fuck.....let's take a poll and see how many people believe you or don't. If more people think you are a fat fucking liar than a truthful poster you get banned from here for life......care to man up and take the bet, doubt it because......you are a proven liar.
                      actually, shitheel, i needed go no further than my backpack as i kept my tickets and the train schedule was given to me at union station when i bought the return ticket monday morning.
                      the lady at the ticket window is the one that wrote in it and circle all that stuff.
                      a one-way metrolink ticket is valid for 3 hours from the time of purchase.
                      so if you notice the time those tickets expire, and subtract 3 hours, then that will tell you what time i bought them.

                      also, yesterday, fed-ex office was only one place i went.
                      i spent most of the afternoon at an appointment with blindness support services office.
                      12:00-4:00.
                      also, from 5:30-7:30 last night i was at a dietary class.
                      i posted the .pdf file after i got home.
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        Originally posted by ace diamond
                        actually, shitheel, i needed go no further than my backpack as i kept my tickets and the train schedule was given to me at union station when i bought the return ticket monday morning.
                        the lady at the ticket window is the one that wrote in it and circle all that stuff.
                        a one-way metrolink ticket is valid for 3 hours from the time of purchase.
                        so if you notice the time those tickets expire, and subtract 3 hours, then that will tell you what time i bought them.

                        also, yesterday, fed-ex office was only one place i went.
                        i spent most of the afternoon at an appointment with blindness support services office.
                        12:00-4:00.
                        also, from 5:30-7:30 last night i was at a dietary class.
                        i posted the .pdf file after i got home.
                        and then what? the timeline is riveting.....
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749

                          Aaaaaaaand he's back for another kicking!!!!!!

                          Asshole - the loser that just won't quit.

                          He even fails at being a loser.

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • ace diamond
                            Full Member Status

                            • Sep 2004
                            • 3863

                            Originally posted by Susie Q
                            Here's the thing fuckhead, you are a uneducated, laughing stock of this internet community,
                            i don't give a flying fuck...........
                            you are an embarrassment to anyone who knows you.
                            you, sir, are extremely incorrect.

                            Now, I'll decipher exactly what is going on with you. You apparently had a bad child hood
                            gee captain state the obvious, i've already said as much how many times?
                            but i digress.........

                            because you lack the attention from your parents at an early age.
                            actually, quite the opposite......i had more of it than my sisters did........

                            You needed special education classes,
                            nope, i did not need them.......i was forced into them............

                            but your needs were again ignored.
                            the educational ones............otherwise no..........i spent a lot of time at the library having to figure things out for myself..........school was fucking useless
                            because after about the 6th or 7th grade, they just repeated the same shit year in and yeat out, so boredom was inevitable..........and so was getting into trouble just for the sake of amusement.........

                            [quote]Most likely you came from poor stock,
                            and were picked on during school years.[/qoute]

                            nope. my family is rather wealthy. see, thing is, i wasn't living with them after jan. 19, 1985.........7 1/2 years old, and dad put me out.
                            it's an abandonment issue............he had me locked up at UCLA medical center ward 6 west, until june 9, 1987, then i went to the sycamores boys home in alta dena, CA, which is on el nido drive and right next door to nasa jet propulsion labs, until sept. 18, 1988, then i went to hillview acres christian children's home in my home town, Chino, CA, where they force you to go to church, and force the bible and that particular religion down your fucking throat, then feb. 1, 1991, i went to a 6 bed boys home then called
                            TRO-RA, but today it is called New Dawn, and is located at 4340 Wilson St.
                            Chino, CA 91710....until i was 17, and on june 30, 1995, a friday, 2 days before i turned 18, on july 2, 1995, a sunday.....feel free to look at a 1995 calender........i've been on my own for a long fucking time....

                            Hence the bullshit artist was born. You had to make up stuff because your life wasn't that interesting and people just passed you by.
                            actually, it was because i wanted to forget the horrors and the torture i endured as a youth.........social stigma and what have you.........

                            Then when everyone saw through your bullshit, you decided to pick up a guitar.
                            actually, i got my 1st guitar and started learning to play when i was 16, in 1993.....you fail on this one......

                            Unfortunately, from the sounds your guitar makes when it is in your hands is that of a cat screaming out in pain when you touch it. Your guitar don't even want anything to do with you. If it had legs, it would run away.
                            that is solely a matter of your personal opinion.

                            So when people who have NO CLUE on music listen to your horseshit, they too end up leaving your "gig's" saying, "What the fuck was that?!"
                            sometimes this happens, but tell me one band that has never had that happen to them...........because every band has had it happen to them at one time or another, including van halen..........

                            You don't get any repeat gigs after they hear you the one time.
                            actually, i get more requests to play again more often than not.

                            So now...you are a illiterate,
                            go back to grammer school.....it's "an illiterate"........either way, if i can read your post and respond to it, then this is obviously a false statement......you fail on this one.......

                            talentless dumbfuck
                            again, solely a matter of personal opinion.............

                            who works the system and lives off of whoever is stupid enough to take your ass in.
                            gee that's funny.......i have my own apartment, and i live alone........once again you fail.........

                            I don't feel sorry for you.
                            like i give a flying fuck...........

                            Because you can't blame your parents, society or anyone else.
                            well, if my parents had never had marital relations in late 1976, i would never have been concieved, nor born in summer 1977......and hence we would not be having this conversation............so how is that my fault.........you fail once again.......

                            You have yourself to blame, you have to dig yourself out of your hole, smarten up and prove to be a human that can contribute something to society instead of going into a cesspool of scum.
                            the only person i am really required to prove anything to is myself.
                            but alas, you can please some folks all the time, all folks some of the time, but you cannot please all the folks all the time.

                            can't win 'em all.
                            Last edited by ace diamond; 01-14-2010, 01:23 PM.
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                            • chefcraig
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 12172

                              Man, those editing skills are mind-warpingly impressive. Roughly a quarter of the way through, I was completely bamboozled while trying to figure out just who was quoting who.









                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                              ― Stephen Hawking

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                              • ace diamond
                                Full Member Status

                                • Sep 2004
                                • 3863

                                Originally posted by chefcraig
                                Man, those editing skills are mind-warpingly impressive. Roughly a quarter of the way through, I was completely bamboozled while trying to figure out just who was quoting who.
                                thanks.
                                :D
                                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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