suicide by train........

[Anonymous]

shitheel......i was very skinny until i was 25.
i didn't start learning to speak english until i was 5.
so it is safe to say, when i was 6, in 1983, i had zero body fat.

Nice logic.

Do tell us what your first language was, Asshole.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Page 6.:D

[kwame k]

considering those photos are all from well behind the train.........and i was at the front of the fucking train...........a piece of a hand brake and brake cable is not going to appear in a photo from that angle at that distance.
it's impossible.

I totally understand, Ace. Considering there was no bike and you weren't there...how could there be any debris

Oh wait, there was his shoe but no bike parts....must of vaporized on impact.

For the next Attention Whore lie thread you start, do a little more research before posting.......make it a little more challenging for us.

[Anonymous]

After I faked my own death to dump Rose, I tied several of the more plump passengers together and made a raft using all you rich fuckers furs and dinner jackets as a sail.

I ended up on this Island with several other castaways.......

I think you're fibbing.

There appears to be some photochop on that picture.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

shitheel......i was very skinny until i was 25.
i didn't start learning to speak english until i was 5.
so it is safe to say, when i was 6, in 1983, i had zero body fat.

by the way, what the fuck are "ho-ho's"?

I'd hope you wouldn't have any body fat at 6......that's a common side effect of nurturing.

[kwame k]

I think you're fibbing.

There appears to be some photochop on that picture.

Cheers! :bottle:

The hell you say....I know for a fact that those are Mary Ann's real breasts.

You don't believe me......here's the proof I was there......

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Skipper too
Don't forget Kwame K
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!

[ace diamond]

Nice logic.

Do tell us what your first language was, Asshole.

Cheers! :bottle:

it doesn't really matter.
i don't speak it anymore, and i haven't spoken it in about 20 or 25 years.
unfortunately, i've forgotten how to speak it.
i wish i could still speak it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it doesn't really matter.
i don't speak it anymore, and i haven't spoken it in about 20 or 25 years.
unfortunately, i've forgotten how to speak it.
i wish i could still speak it.

are you taling about "the truth"?

[Anonymous]

The hell you say....I know for a fact that those are Mary Ann's real breasts.

You don't believe me......here's the proof I was there......

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
The Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Skipper too
Don't forget Kwame K
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, no motor car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Gilligan's Isle!

Well, after that song & dance routine, how can I not believe you?

How did you do that thing with your hat, when you throw it in the air while rotating like a carousel & have it land on your head?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

it doesn't really matter.
i don't speak it anymore, and i haven't spoken it in about 20 or 25 years.
unfortunately, i've forgotten how to speak it.
i wish i could still speak it.

funny...you seem fluent in liewanese

[Anonymous]

it doesn't really matter.
i don't speak it anymore, and i haven't spoken it in about 20 or 25 years.
unfortunately, i've forgotten how to speak it.
i wish i could still speak it.

Oh, that's rich. You've forgotten what language you used to speak???

This is the best one yet.

What a fucking piece of shit loser...

Fuck off!

[kwame k]

Well, after that song & dance routine, how can I not believe you?

How did you do that thing with your hat, when you throw it in the air while rotating like a carousel & have it land on your head?

Cheers! :bottle:

Ancient Chinese Secret.......

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[chefcraig]

How did you do that thing with your hat, when you throw it in the air while rotating like a carousel & have it land on your head?

More importantly, when you starred on the Andy Griffith show, how come they only let you have one bullet in your gun? Or was that another guy?

[kwame k]

are you taling about "the truth"?

Now that's a language he is totally unfamiliar with.

[thome]

FINALLY!!! This thread has something worth posting about "gads ZOOKZ" whatta piece of crap this bitchfest is, no depth just back and forth like highschool cheerleaders fighting over a spot in the finals cheer competition and that movie sukked except for the shower scene that wasn't, but a guy can dream..where was I ...??,.....Oh???... here is what I wanted to say, forget the before stuff...

Ginger.