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  • thome
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Mar 2005
    • 6678

    Originally posted by Blackflag
    Stop trying to derail my motherfucking thread. If you don't want to talk about condiments, then G.T.F.O.

    Thanks, I needed that .

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      The best one for home made fries [I prefer polenta fries at home as opposed to spuds...]

      Is a nice roasted garlic Aioli made with fresh mayo, roasted garlic, fresh squeezed lemon juice, and dijon mustard.



      Serve with a nice IPA
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        The best one for home made fries [I prefer polenta fries at home as opposed to spuds...]

        Is a nice roasted garlic Aioli made with fresh mayo, roasted garlic, fresh squeezed lemon juice, and dijon mustard.

        Serve with a nice IPA
        Rather than regular dijon, lately I've been using whole grain varieties for recipes requiring mustard. It adds not only a terrific extra bit of bite to the taste, but the overall texture is really appealing to the eye.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • MAX
          Rotharmy Gladiator

          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 13001

          Try putting a bit of safron in your aoilis. So good. Or (this rocks on burgers) blackened redfish magic. Gives it that killer cajun taste.
          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            Originally posted by Blackflag
            95% of the time, it has to be no sauce at all. 5% of the time, I can go for like a cognac peppercorn sauce, or a burgundy sauce, or that yellow french sauce I can never remember the name of.

            But anything else - A1, au jus, worshester, it's all bullshit. It's for fucking dumbasses and lowlifes.

            You got to take that fucking steak nude, like it was meant to be.

            Totally agree. Blood is a steaks natural sauce. Maybe a bit of butter melting on top as it's on the grill and a salt/pepper rub. But I like the taste of steak...I don't want any sauce to take away from that. Except as you said, about 5% of the time.

            And it's Hollandaise sauce. That's what you were thinking of. It's really good if done right to have a dab of it on a steak.

            But hey, I'd rather have a date slather sauce on a steak than order some dainty salad. Carnivores FTW!
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              Originally posted by chefcraig
              I pretty much agree, but there is something to be said for the way Ruth Criss serves that beautiful ribeye with a thin drizzle of drawn butter.

              Dude...that butter is anything but a "drizzle". That's why it comes with a defibrillator.
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • thome
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Mar 2005
                • 6678

                Originally posted by MAX
                Try putting a bit of safron in your aoilis. So good. Or (this rocks on burgers) blackened redfish magic. Gives it that killer cajun taste.

                I have seen Safron once, held it in my hand, someone was cooking a beef stew that called for safron supposedly the worlds most expensive spice.

                I really couldn't tell what flavor it emparted to the dish.

                Someday, I wouldn't mind trying something else with it in it to find a more distinct flavor that I can relate too.

                I know it is called for in a bouliabaise, but I have never had a true bouliabaise (sp) I know there is a 12 seafood item theory or some # that makes it a true bouliabaise.

                People argue about the true ingredients of the main dish items,

                I have had many Chipinos wich is a lesser ingredient copy of the bouliabaise .

                Some call it fishemans stew that has a tomato base.

                I can eat that all day long.
                Last edited by thome; 02-06-2010, 07:12 PM.

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  Originally posted by sadaist
                  Dude...that butter is anything but a "drizzle". That's why it comes with a defibrillator.
                  Which is why I take the precaution of requesting it served that way. Otherwise, they serve the steak with what appears to be a coffee can's worth of it oozing all over the plate.









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • GAR
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10881

                    Originally posted by thome
                    I think it's amazing that I can put a whole post about my distrust of the Kerry, Gore, Democratic, Liberal, Socialist, and what a bunch of useless liars they all are.......and get no sh!t at all...??
                    There is such a thing as the uncuntested universal truth such as how the importance of catsup versus the unimportance of puppets like Obama.

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                    • thome
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 6678

                      I remember a scene from some movie where this guy when in this town I believe Morocco, he would travel for this, I cannot remember the movie ? I think the 1930's black and white Nior film possibly Bogart ... could have been a Sam Spade film...?

                      I saw it on a little TV when I was 5 or 6 can't remember sh!t...all a blur , but remember the scene was integral to the movie all the rest of the movie was before and after this meal without the meal the film was junk; with the meal and the reasons it gave it was the binding part of the screen play.

                      I believe the meal actually never took place, it was simply a discussion about the why and when ...?

                      All My life I have wanted the truth about bouillabaisse everytime I order Cioppino I want bouillabaisse everytime I think of Fish Soup I want to travel to wherever this meal was and have what it is/as it is supposed to be.

                      But, much like that super decoder ring, I could never get from the gumball machine, I am content with not fullfilling every dream .
                      Last edited by thome; 02-06-2010, 11:20 PM. Reason: send this script outline to Bourdaine ....Let him find the Boullabaisse grail..he knows things..

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                      • diamondsgirl
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7563

                        Originally posted by MAX
                        It's basically just ketchup and mayo mixed together. Sometimes other stuff is addrd but the ones who invented it (Arctic Circle) just use the two combined me thinks?
                        Theres a little sumpthin else, me thinks, lol. Horseradish, maybe? it had a kick to it.

                        Burger King offers a "zesty" sauce to go with their onion rings that is yummy. I sometimes ask for it with my fries.

                        I know, I'm a maniac.
                        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8973

                          Originally posted by MAX
                          Is that what it is?

                          Weird cos I absolutely love mayo and (as both Dr. Love and Ally Kat can attest) LOVE dill pickle juice!!!

                          However, I think Miracle Whip is abominally vile!!!
                          Hellmann's all the way... I think they use the name Best Foods on the west coast. Same stuff... no idea why they use a different name.
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            Originally posted by diamondsgirl

                            Burger King offers a "zesty" sauce to go with their onion rings that is yummy. I sometimes ask for it with my fries.

                            I know, I'm a maniac.

                            Ah hell, I forgot about onion rings. I do like ketchup on those.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49219

                              Originally posted by MAX
                              Is that what it is?

                              Weird cos I absolutely love mayo and (as both Dr. Love and Ally Kat can attest) LOVE dill pickle juice!!!

                              However, I think Miracle Whip is abominally vile!!!
                              I almost prefer mayo over ketchup on fries. But yes, it looks disgusting, and probably isn't all that great for you. I don't eat fries that often anyways...

                              And Miracle Whip is synthetic jiz that is scientifically proven to cause impotence and lower one's IQ...

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                              • Blackflag
                                Banned
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 3406

                                Originally posted by sadaist
                                And it's Hollandaise sauce. That's what you were thinking of. It's really good if done right to have a dab of it on a steak.
                                Are you sure it's not "bernaise?" That just popped into my head.

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