I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh I'll boil you something in beer.......

[ThrillsNSpills]

How Rude.:D

wrong triangle danno.

however both triangles could be associated with the phrase come and get it.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

Granny had a voice on her didn't she?

She could out-volume any triangle.

[ZahZoo]

After reading some of this... all I can say is...

Ban Shark, Guitar!!!

[ace diamond]

I planned it that way. Genius I tell you.

shoes, you are not ace diamond.
i am.

[ace diamond]

It's been a long standing owning of you all. I've put a lot of work into this, and it's time I get my due credit. Admit it, it's brilliant.

trying to jack my account, shoes?
there is no way you are going to take the credit for being me.

piss taking, i don't mind.
it's quite amusing.

[ace diamond]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

i do worship you.
hail satan!

[ace diamond]

Can The Real Ace Diamond Please Stand Up.:D

dan, my kiwi friend, i am safe and sound in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
he is doink ok.
he is off the sauce now for a couple of months.

[ace diamond]

Oh I assure you it's no hoax. How could "Ace" be real?

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.

[hambon4lif]

trying to jack my account, shoes?
there is no way you are going to take the credit for being me.

Damnit Shoes...you've been busted.

Your whole operation has been exposed by someone who usually couldn't find the handle on a fucking coffee cup!

You'll have to go stealth and aim higher from now on.

[Candy Girl]

dan, my kiwi friend, i am safe and sound in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
............(edit)
........................(edit).

Honestly Ace, don't you think that would have been better handled by pm? You need to quit posting personal info about others.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dan, my kiwi friend, i am lame and round in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
he is doink ok.
he is off the sauce now for a couple of months.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

[ace diamond]

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

first of all, my dad will not give you those answers.
besides, he doesn't remember the answer to question 2, and your answer is incorrect.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
[COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older siste[/COLOR]r.

have fun trying.

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

[COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]first of all, my dad will not give you those answers.
besides, he doesn't remember the answer to question ,[/COLOR] and your answer is incorrect.

how does lounge put it?

simp