I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.

Good grief people, did you not read the initial post in this thread? I created Ace Diamond as an outrageous alias. Nobody thought I was capable of it, but after months and months of complicated planning, I got all the video together after cashing in my trust fund to pay Ted, and let loose the persona. Yes, it's true, the guitar playing movie extra is really Ted - doing exactly what I told him to do.

Now please stop bothering me about whether I am a troll or not, I have to plan Ace's next rebuttal. I think it will include Ace asking Shoes how many moles there are on his sister's ass.

[Nickdfresh]

I thought ace WAS a mole on his sister's ass...

[sadaist]

there is no ace, i made him up!

there is no dana!




Only zhule!!!!!

[Little Texan]

there is no dana!




Only zhule!!!!!

I AM THE KEYMASTER!

[Hardrock69]

Nice try Shoes.

If you really did put this "Ted" (as Ace moron) up to his bullshit at Dio's funeral, then you are as pathetic as Ace. And, if so, this "Ted" fucker is a worthless homo shithead.

Still want to claim that was your doing?

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey Hardrock, if you can't see my genius in creating this mayhem, I forgive you.

And yes, Ted is a worthless homo shithead. That's why he takes 5 bucks for all these acting jobs.

[GAR]

TED!?!?!? I trusted you! Is this true - there really is no Ace Diamond?

It was all an act!

[GAR]

Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!!

"Sockfucker" was the guy on meds who worked in a retirement hospice, dumbass.

[Dan]

STFU GAR.

[Ace's Dead Cat]

Hey...where's this month's payment?


sorry to break character but there's bills to pay

[Steve Savicki]

I thought Ted was Lounge Machine. Or was Shoes also Blackflag?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i know max is thome, or thome is max? shit, how did that go?

[GAR]

Who is GayHITCH1969?
Who is BurningTires?
Who is DeeROCK?

Who is.. SAMMY HAGAR>?

[GAR]

whups arielle bot not working obv

[IcarntRite55]

csi rotharmy