Charlie Sheen Is Da Man!

[sadaist]

one of the porn biatchez said he has no teeth left, they're falsies.

Well, some of that is normal too. I have 4 teeth that are porcelain crowns. Can't take them out or anything like that, but they had root canals, were shaved down to little fang teeth, and big porcelain crowns set on them. Also have numerous fillings from 39 1/2 years of living, smoking, alcohol, soda, corn chips, hard candy, etc...

But with his money & time, why he wouldn't get nice new Hollywood style implants is beyond me. All the Hollywood stars that have perfect teeth....those aren't their real teeth. They have all implants or crowns in place. Hell, I'd go that route & have all nice perfect pearly whites if I could afford it.

[ELVIS]

Like Sammy Hagar ??

[hambon4lif]

It is no wonder he and Ed are good friends.

Of course! They're both two peas in a fucked-up pod.
Both of them could spend an entire day laughing and trading stories of how they took a shit on Jews that made them rich.

[Nitro Express]

And he constantly refers to himself as a 'rock star'.

He's proved you don't need to play an instrument or sing to be a rock star.

[Nitro Express]

Here's a good one!

The dude is a ball of energy and gets bored easy. He needs monkey hour. He knew Heidi Fleiss and inhaled the whole room. Trashing the hotel room and scaring the shit out of the porn start was art. You are mere mortals but I'm something special. Shazzzzam!

It's actually kind of refreshing. Most celebs are politically correctly neutered wimps today.

[Hardrock69]

He's proved you don't need to play an instrument or sing to be a rock star.

True dat!

[FORD]

Charlie Sheen for President in 2012.

He's a coke addict and his dad was President. Apparently (after 2000) those are valid qualifications. And at least he will admit that the official story of 9-11 was bullshit.

[chefcraig]

Charlie Sheen for President in 2012. He's a coke addict and his dad was President.

And that is what I keep waiting for as the story unfolds, the arrival of the gratuitous, face time-grabbing "announcement" from Martin Sheen, asking for the public's prayers and forgiveness in this troubling time. Anyone care to lay odds on Sheen Sr. showing up before the week is out?

[Mr Walker]

Winning

[ThrillsNSpills]

sheen will be on 20/20 tonight (Tuesday)
in case anyone cares

[hambon4lif]

sheen will be on 20/20 tonight (Tuesday)
in case anyone cares

Between the Dan Patrick call-in, the Alex Jones call-in, the Howard Stern call-in, and the Today Show appearance, he's done more than enough to make a complete ass of himself. 20/20 will be the icing on the cake.

There is something to be said for someone who's standing in front of an oncoming train and just leans into it.....

....this crash and burn is gonna emit some very pretty colors.

[Nitro Express]

I will look for the colorful rainbow above Mulholland Estates.

[BITEYOASS]

And what is Charlie Sheen doing right now, fuckin' WINNING!

[ashstralia]

thanks biteyoass, fucking hilarious.

i think our carlos's problem is that he thinks he is david lee roth; now if someone would just explain to him that without the dynamite wit, phenomenal legacy, half of 1 percent of the coolness, or any discernable talent whatsoever he just looks like a complete wanker.... an untalented anti semite wanker.

[Mr Walker]

If you're like me and can't divert your eyes from a car wreck... you can follow Sheen on twitter and no surprise, he's WINNING.