Charlie Sheen Is Da Man!

[sadaist]

Not to me...

The latest is they took his kids...

Yes. Because his estranged wife Brooke Mueller alleged that he stated he would cut off her head. Courts always side with the mother even though there is zero proof he said this. Just his word vs hers. Funny thing is, she is in rehab for cocaine abuse right now herself. She will only spend 4 hours a day with the kids and then they will be watched by her mom the rest of the time. While Charlie is being tested every day & showing clean, the courts give custody to the woman in the rehab canter. Weird how that works.

This is just a ploy for her to keep upping the eventual cash settlement she will get from Charlie.

[chefcraig]

Too slow I guess...

Does that mean I'm not WINNING ??

"Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists." - Charlie Sheen, in a rare lucid moment.

[sadaist]

Charlie Sheen has a 27 year old daughter. That's older than these women he is partying & living with. I would really love to hear her take on all of this. Not sure if they even have any kind of relationship at all. So she may not even really know him. But she is doing a good job of staying out of the spotlight, that's for sure.

Also like to hear from Jon Cryer & Angus (the other 1 1/2 men). Has Charlie always been like this? Maybe the way he is speaking is the norm for him. There have never really been a lot of interviews before now of him. Just his acting. If he has always been like this than that shows CBS is truly fucking him.

His story is that Chuck Lorre didn't have any more shows written. So he was just looking for a way to put the brakes on the show since they had no scripts. So put the blame on Charlie for being the way he has always been? Doesn't make sense. They stood behind him when he was making a plea bargain for the alleged spousal abuse, but won't stand behind him after a radio interview? There is more to this story than just Charlie partying very hard.

[ELVIS]

Carlos Irwin Estevez is a typical violent drug addicted alcoholic hispanic with more money than he can handle...

Obama should take it and redistribute some to me...

[ELVIS]

Yeah...ok...

[Nitro Express]

Charlie Sheen has better morals than the average minister and politician. Those guys steal other people's money. Charlie earns his.

[Nitro Express]

Carlos Irwin Estevez is a typical violent drug addicted alcoholic hispanic with more money than he can handle...

Obama should take it and redistribute some to me...

What do you mean. Obama works for the big banks. That money would go to the Federal Reserve and then disappear to the Cayman islands or Switzerland.

[hambon4lif]

Christ, I hated that song the first 60 or so times I heard it, and that was on the first day FM radio played the Godforsaken piece of shit. My girlfriend made the ultimate remark about the song at the time: "Wow, that song got old fast."

By the way, it was Santana, not Winwood.

Thanks!

I know how I made that mistake, because my knowledge of that song matches my interest in that song. What I want to know is how DJ'S are pulling that song up to play it and giving Winwood the credit.

Either way, I hope it dies out fast because it was a corny piece of shit to begin with.

[Nitro Express]

At least Charlie hasn't declared himself God yet.

[Mr Walker]

Just so there is no confusion... @charliesheen just said on twitter that he is "Still Winning..!"
No BS!

[lesfunk]

As far as I'm cuntcerned he's already won. All that's left to do is cash out.

[hambon4lif]

He's already won "Biggest Douchebag of 2011" two days into March.

That takes mad skills, yo.

[sadaist]

He's already won "Biggest Douchebag of 2011" two days into March.

That takes mad skills, yo.

At least he is not going to pretend anymore that he isn't a bitchin' rockstar from Mars.

I love this guy more & more with every quote he makes. I just might drive out to his house with a bunch of steaks & see if he wants to grill em up with me.

[Prothro]

Having millions of dollars in the bank, a giant house, the media kissing your feet to get you on air, good friends with Eddie Van Halen, and snorting coke off a porn stars taint......sounds like a win to me.

HELL YEAH !!! What guy wouldn't want to be like Charlie. He's the guy every guy wants to be. Partying all the time and laying pipe to porn chicks , how could it get any better ?

[ThrillsNSpills]

I think Charlie definately watched Dave growing up and he's playing the media the best he can.
Some of the areas he's gone into obviously hasn't helped his case.