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I'm simply cuntent knowing he has absolutely nothing to do with Van Halen anymore...
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"It was real," Hagar told the reporter, according to the story on MTV's Hive website. "They were plugged into me like an experiment."
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"Like some kind of alien looking for the opening, anal probe love comes walking in."No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I think the aliens beat you to it Kristy. Except the dick was probably made out of some space aged polymer.Fuck you with a big rubber dick and then break it in two and beat yourself to death with it.
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All this Sammy business has me feeling so icky I just have to add this sorbet to clear the bad flavor and stench.
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Crap. On his never ending book publicity tour, the Red Bellied Sapsucker inexplicably landed on the Jim Rome show the other day, managing to embarrass not only himself, but the show's host as well during a brief interview. To save you listening to this dreck (which showed up out of the blue to unsuspecting watchers of Rome Is Burning during the final segment Wednesday evening), here is a recap:
Eddie Van Halen = Bad
David Lee Roth = Also bad
Aliens Probing His Microscopic Brain = Good For Mankind
Jim Rome Final Burn 3.24.11
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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He has man boobs and wants to work with Jimmy Page..? Um, okay.Comment
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Sammy Hagar the man you love to hate has a New York times Number one best seller now. Eat this and weep bitchesComment
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Fuck off sheep
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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