The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Matt White]

Or throw a Party-Ball(remember those plastic keg-like things?) full of hot soapy water down upon some happless victims........


SHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
Or throw a Party-Ball(remember those plastic keg-like things?) full of hot soapy water down upon some happless victims........


SHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!

I remember "party balls!!!" lmao

They were so fuckin' dumb cos you had to purchase a fifteen dollar pump to go along with them and they always ended up getting lost or broken, etc. What made it worse is that party balls were illegal in Utah, so we had to bail across the border to either Wyoming or Nevada to buy 'em and that included the pumps.

So, losing a pump or breaking it was an hour and a half drive.

Ok, speaking of dropping things. It was fun to fill water balloons with carbonated water and corn starch. Then we'd shake them before pitchin' them onto victims. The carbonation would inflate them like Pam Anderson. lol Then and due to the corn starch, when they'd hit....

BOOM!!!

The chemicals would create a miniature mushroom cloud all over said victims.

Very messy.

In my youth, my co-horts and I took being fuckers to a lot of unsavory levels. :devil:

[Matt White]

HAHA!!!

fluorescent lights...the 4-foot tubes...about 25 of them....out a 4th floor window.....on campus...at 11:00pm........

The police were not thrilled......


They should have seen the bowling ball....talk about "bounce"...

[MAX]

CLASSIC!!!

Ok, only three stories heeya and a patio...

We took a plastic tonic bottle and figured if we shook it up and threw it hard enough that it would just explode? WRONG!!! The fuckin' thing bounced around like a pinball machine until it flew through and shattered a window.

Never got caught for that one though.

[Matt White]

HAHA!!! Ours were College pranks....and we never got caught.....

Picked the lock to get on the roof our 11 story dorm...T-papered the building....authorities were not amused!!!

AHHHHhhhhhh...the "College Life"!!!

[MAX]

Yup, college days fo sho.

Still, my best friend and I have STILL been known to get loaded from time to time, drive around whilst shooting roman candles out of a moving truck at houses at 4:00 a.m.

Boys will always be boys.

I have a feeling that someone's going to rough up my shins after reading all of this. :eek:

[Matt White]

HAHAHA!!!

Yup...know the feeling....Have a Bro I used to go out and run over mailboxes with!!!

'Course...he had a 77 LTD...LAND-CRUISER....4 doors of STEEL....

used to get up to all sorts of MAYHEM!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Hi guys...Thaught i would stop in and say hi

[Matt White]

Sup CG!!!

Good to see you....

Some tunes?

Allow me......


No Quarter
----------
Close the door, put out the light
Y'know they won't be home tonight, oh-whoa-whoa-oh
The snow falls hard, and don't y'know
the winds of Thor are blowin' cold
They're wearin' steel that's bright and true, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
They carry news that must get through
They choose the path where no one goes

They hold no quarter, they, they hold no quarter
Uhh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uhh-huh

Walkin' side-by-side with death
The Devil mocks their every step, ooh, ooh-ooh
The snow drives back the foot that's slow
The dogs of doom howl and moan, oh, oh-oh
They carry news that must get through
to build a dream for me and you, aw-whoa-whoa
They choose the path where no one goes, oh-oh, ooh-ooh

They hold no quarter, they ask no quarter
They hold no quarter, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, they ask no quarter
Ahh, ahh, ah-ah-ah-ha, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, the pain, the pain without quarter, oh, ho, oh, oh, oh
They ask no quarter/Ah, yeah, without quarter, quarter, quarter
They need no quarter/Won't they give me no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah ha-ah, ha-ha/
Dogs of doom are howlin' more, give me quarter
I hear the dogs of doom a-howlin' moan

[MAX]

CG's in heeya?

Long time and no speak.

Let's have a round shall we all?

Taeo's buyin'. lol

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Sup CG!!!

Good to see you....

Some tunes?

Allow me......


No Quarter
----------
Close the door, put out the light
Y'know they won't be home tonight, oh-whoa-whoa-oh
The snow falls hard, and don't y'know
the winds of Thor are blowin' cold
They're wearin' steel that's bright and true, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
They carry news that must get through
They choose the path where no one goes

They hold no quarter, they, they hold no quarter
Uhh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uhh-huh

Walkin' side-by-side with death
The Devil mocks their every step, ooh, ooh-ooh
The snow drives back the foot that's slow
The dogs of doom howl and moan, oh, oh-oh
They carry news that must get through
to build a dream for me and you, aw-whoa-whoa
They choose the path where no one goes, oh-oh, ooh-ooh

They hold no quarter, they ask no quarter
They hold no quarter, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, they ask no quarter
Ahh, ahh, ah-ah-ah-ha, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, the pain, the pain without quarter, oh, ho, oh, oh, oh
They ask no quarter/Ah, yeah, without quarter, quarter, quarter
They need no quarter/Won't they give me no
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ha-ah-ah ha-ah, ha-ha/
Dogs of doom are howlin' more, give me quarter
I hear the dogs of doom a-howlin' moan

Hi baby!
It's good to see you too

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
CG's in heeya?

Long time and no speak.

Let's have a round shall we all?

Taeo's buyin'. lol

Hey Max...
It's been awhile...how are ya?

[Matt White]

Good to be seen Babe!!!

Yup...this round is on me...then ya'all have to do a JAGER-BOMB!!!

[MAX]

I'm doing very well CG (except my shins are throbbing for some reason) and thanks for asking. How about yourself?

Taeo, I'll have a beeya with you two but I'll have to pass on the hard alcohol. It's almost been a year since I touched the stuff.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
Good to be seen Babe!!!

Yup...this round is on me...then ya'all have to do a JAGER-BOMB!!!

LOL...in that case i'll have a paralyzer