The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[ALinChainz]

k ... ladies ... behave ... (or not)

Parting is such sweet sorrow ... but I gotta nap, another party tomorrow.

:bottle:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
LMAO ... yep, she snaps heavy ...

"TAKE THAT!"

He's lucky it's just the one ...

and you know those stick fingers have got to sting!

hey folks...

I gotta roll out..

see you 'round

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl

[Golden AWe]

Spent last night at a small karaoke pub in another town.

My former classmate is visiting Funland, his family, girlfriend and friends, after graduating from our class he worked in a engineering office for a while but then suddenly left for the UN Forces in Kosovo.

So he and his sister put up a small party. Had fun at his little sister's place, and then went to the local karaoke pub. Too bad they only had folk songs there, I didn't sing anything myself.

Two older birds (on separate parts of the night) wanted to take me home...uhuhuhuh...I'll post a photo of the other one later, but I had agreed to stay at the little sister's place...plus they weren't the prettiest birds around...

We had some wrestling in the snow outside the pub too...uhuhuhu...with my friends I mean, not the rough-looking birds...

My classmate let me in to the sisters place as she disappeared, or actually his girlfriend, as my classmate was so pissed he could barely stand on his feet...

So I fell down to the sofa to sleep, and my classmate and his girlfriend left for her place.

A little later I wake up, as the little sister arrives...fakk, she's with some guy...I tried to sleep, I didn't wanna hear someone else bang the little sister...uhuhuhuhuh

But this man was NO player...after they go to bed, I only hear him snoring!...uhuhuu...I fall asleep too...

...just to wake up as I hear HER angry voice..."You're not gonna throw up there, go the toilet"...I get up, but it's too late...the guy fuckin' throws up in her bed...

She asks me to help her, to throw him out...uhuhuhuhuh...well, I decide to help, "my pleasure"...ahahah

She's really pissed off so I just offer her a cigarette, and we go smoke'em on the balcony...

Then we see that the guy's throwing up on the yard, and it's like -15 C outside...so we gotta help him, otherwise the guy would die out there...so we go outside, I grab his mobile phone and call a taxi, and wait until it arrives...he thanks us for being good people...ha ha...yeah, good people throw people out in the cold...

Rest of the night, she sleeps there on the sofa with me as the bed is fucked up...ha ha ha.

This time I was a gentleman with her, after all she is the little sister of one of my best friends...but let's see when she arrives to one of my parties here in my town...same with the other sister, she's pretty too...uhuhuhuhuhuhhuh

[ALinChainz]

HA HA!

But next time GA ... NEXT TIME ...

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and Dan!

Dan? you still here?

Yeah,still here.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Yeah,still here.

what did you do? lose consciousness for a bit?

[Coyote]

Fuck, I can't sleep... Got anything to keep me awake?

[diamondsgirl]

have you ever had red Bull?

[Coyote]

Yeah... But it's not at hand right now. All the stores 'round here are closed...

[Coyote]

How 'bout a JD & Coke instead?

[Ally_Kat]

sugar. lots and lots of sugar. that'll help

[Coyote]

Toothrot City, here I come!

How's it going, Kitten?

[Ally_Kat]

It goes good. Relaxing and enjoying wasting some time. Looking to write some more of me story in a bit -- when inspiration hits.

[Coyote]

Ah yes, Inspiration™: The one thing to rear its head in most inappropriate times...

I think I've been in marketing classes waay too much.