The Roth Army Slingin' Pussy Bar and Grill

[Coyote]

As you can notice from the exhilarating monologue going on at the moment...

[Ally_Kat]

can't take too many of those at one time. I took a couple of PR classes together and forget about it. My whole way of dealing with certain people changed. Mostly advisors n stuff

[Coyote]

Sounds like someone paid attention in class...

[Ally_Kat]

most of the time...

[Coyote]

AHA!! Similarities!

[Ally_Kat]

psh, who pays attention in class? Especially if it's the last half-hour...or the beginning half-hour at that. And then there's the days you don't want to be there, and the day's you're exhausted from doing papers.


Yeah, I'm going to make a great teacher

[Coyote]

God have mercy on those kids... and your substitutes...

[Ally_Kat]

did I mention I have a posse of 2nd graders? I did some classroom fieldwork in the school by my house. Now I can't go outside without being hugged around the knees.

Soon I'll take over the world!

[Coyote]

With your MAD teacher skillz & overpowering talent of the mystical "PR"!

*dun-dun-duuh*

Save Australia for me, will ya?

[Ally_Kat]

sure. We'll call it CoyoteLand

[Coyote]

*manic laughter, while rubbing hands together*

Excellent! Now that I have my own country set aside for me, I shall design "The Perfect MindControl Songs™"! (To be played exclusively on my very own radio station, WHOWL. 24/7, on a neverending loop!)

...

Jesus, too much sughar...

[Ally_Kat]

you can never have too much sugar

[Coyote]

So, if I take more sugar than you... I'll plan something bigger than world domination?

Excuuse me!

[Ally_Kat]

sugar is behind world domination? Well, then. There's a Brooklyn Domino's plant I need to conquer.

[Coyote]

Ohhh shit. Where's a sugar plant when ya really need one?