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Cheap gas was great. Having sex with two different people on the same day was even better. 
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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My Buzz-Bump for the night...... lolOriginally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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You have to be really careful if you have a classic car because ethanol can cause the valves to stick and damage the engine. You have to run Marvel Mystery Oil or Lucas Fuel Treatment in your gas. The only reason they put ethanol in our gasoline is because of the corn growers lobby buying enough politicians. With the ruined corn crops this summer they should bag doing it.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I watched this documentary on the cuban missle crisses and they were interviewed people who were alive during it and asking them how it affected their lives. One guy was living in Miami and he knew they were toast. The whole town felt that way. He said he worked at a bank and two of the girls there said they didn't want to die virgins and he banged both of them that day. He said when people think they are going to die they do things that they normally wouldn't do.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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My real purpose was to tell some funny stories about the internet dating site I joined. Yes, yes, I did this once before, but then it was just pathetic. Now the crazies that are contacting me are an absolute hoot - worthy of some of the personalities we love to trash around here. Like, if this one guy joined the Army, he would have the same contempt of his peers that Sockfucker has.
Shall I explain? This guy looks great on paper. He owns an auto repair business. He's got some photos of himself doing macho type things - sailing, outside doing stuff, and one hunting photo. Well I do hunting stuff with the doggies sometimes, so I contacted him. Oh yes, also in his profile he mentions that he cuts hair on the side and will give any of his dates a free haircut.
Ha ha ha, laugh laugh....
Well I got to the point of IMing the guy, and all he can talk about is this haircut thing. Is my hair wavy or straight? I'd look really hot with it short - blah blah blah. He couldn't shut up. Then in the first conversation, he says he hasn't had sex in a long time and he misses it. I take a good long pause and give him the benefit of the doubt.
The next IM conversation, he's back on the haircut, and asks if I've ever had my hair cut in the nude. Now I take a REALLY long pause. First of all, I don't think I want to have a first date somewhere private with a man who has sharp instruments. And I think that a haircut in the nude is just going to make me very itchy. And he wanted to meet me THAT WEEKEND. Like there's some big rush. Hmmmm.
I gave the sucker the boot and if he contacts me again, I plan to tell him he gives me the creeps and block him if I have to. I mean, I've heard of foot fetishes, and panda fetishes, but a hair fetish? That's a first for me. At least I'd be a good looking corpse.
Oh dear.
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I remember when every sonnnnoffff a BITCH on this site, who EVER bumped a thread you would call it, necro-posting and send everyone of those threads,.. into, The Dump.
Yes, I also miss the old days when you were a cunt.
Now your all soft in the middle like some Paul Simon song.
All sugary... bleack, pfthew, spit, cough, hack, spit, phwew, bleach,brapp hhuhhuhcg, bleack. pfft, spit!
ZAM!!! POW KARRANG!!!! ZOWWIE!!
Where is Batman and Boy Wonder when you need them ?
Someone Battarang this guy and find out what he did with, LM.
Or I will start a, LM phsyop thread.
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 08-06-2012, 11:30 PM.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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I ended up with part of my dad's car collection. He liked this one particular Model A Ford. For one the serial number on the engine and frame match which is rare and the car was made the same year he was. I was doing some electrical work on the car (it still had some of the original wiring and it was due for a change) had the seat out of it and found the serial number plate. Ran a check and found out the car was manufactured in 1930. My dad was born in 1931. So I told him the car was a 30 and not a 31 and he said yeah it was made the year I was concieved so both the car and I were made in 1930. LOL! A Model A Ford will run on straight ethanol or gasoline. You just tweak the enrichment knob. Model T's are the same. The theory was if you didn't have access to gasoline you could build a still.Last edited by Nitro Express; 08-06-2012, 11:28 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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