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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #61
    them swamp coolers work great, but they are quite bulky and ugly
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • clarathecarrot
      Full Member Status

      • May 2010
      • 3588

      #62
      HELPFULL HINTS FROM FUCKING CLARA AND SHIT!....and other RA members who know stuff about junk and stuff!!!

      In this heat you may find if you walk around your house that there is a 1/2 to 1 inch separation between the dirt in your yard and the foundation of your house you should water this crack, everyday, a little to keep it closed down below what you can see.

      Because, when we, or you, get that fook'n down pour that is coming soon enough al the water that normally runs away from your house will runs straight in that crack and flood your basement..NO SHIT!!!!


      Fook!
      Last edited by clarathecarrot; 07-23-2012, 01:04 PM.
      2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
      clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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      • clarathecarrot
        Full Member Status

        • May 2010
        • 3588

        #63
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        them swamp coolers work great, but they are quite bulky and ugly
        Do they get mildewey is there any maintenence...I always thought that was a good idea but have no practical experience with them.

        Mighty sexy discussions going on here I am sure the women are starting the vacumes about now, and will soon accidentally unplug the footaball game on the TV (metaphorcally) or run it into our chair to get our attention back...lol.
        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 07-23-2012, 01:05 PM.
        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #64
          the matting material gets crusty after a season or two, and the drip lines clog up from the crappy water we have, but that's about it. where is my sammich?
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • clarathecarrot
            Full Member Status

            • May 2010
            • 3588

            #65
            Fuck it,... lets go down to the garage and sit on sunstandardly constructed sitting places, throw our empties across the garage aimed at crappy trash cans and get some peace so we can smoke and joke and get our drink on.

            where is your sammich!!
            2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
            clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #66
              Originally posted by clarathecarrot
              Fuck it,... lets go down to the garage and sit on sunstandardly constructed sitting places, throw our empties across the garage aimed at crappy trash cans and get some peace so we can smoke and joke and get our drink on.

              where is your sammich!!
              we have ms pacman and joust in the garage
              Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 07-23-2012, 01:28 PM. Reason: boobs
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • clarathecarrot
                Full Member Status

                • May 2010
                • 3588

                #67
                we have ms pacman and joust in the garage
                and perhaps...... sea bass that are ,..ill tempered, ...hmmmm..(I only said that due to the embargo constaints placed by PETA, on sharks,.. with frikkn' lazer beams on thier heads)
                2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #68
                  sea bass sammich? ok
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • clarathecarrot
                    Full Member Status

                    • May 2010
                    • 3588

                    #69
                    Ok, but tell her I don't put out on the first date.
                    2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                    clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8973

                      #70
                      Originally posted by clarathecarrot
                      HELPFULL HINTS FROM FUCKING CLARA AND SHIT!....and other RA members who know stuff about junk and stuff!!!

                      In this heat you may find if you walk around your house that there is a 1/2 to 1 inch separation between the dirt in your yard and the foundation of your house you should water this crack, everyday, a little to keep it closed down below what you can see.

                      Because, when we, or you, get that fook'n down pour that is coming soon enough al the water that normally runs away from your house will runs straight in that crack and flood your basement..NO SHIT!!!!


                      Fook!
                      For slab foundations it's good idea to keep the exterior yard area fairly uniform in moisture along the foundation. Minimizes soil contraction/expansion which can cause the slab to crack.
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • clarathecarrot
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2010
                        • 3588

                        #71
                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                        For slab foundations it's good idea to keep the exterior yard area fairly uniform in moisture along the foundation. Minimizes soil contraction/expansion which can cause the slab to crack.
                        One time I used a quickie saw, one of those industrial concret cutting saws, you see road crews using (hand held) on streets, 22 inch blade, gas powered, to cut a sqaure hole in a chicks basement to instal a sump pump because the basement kept flooding after a heavy rain.

                        Come to find out there was a cistern all hand bricked the brick work inside it was awesome work, like a roman aqueduct, made probably a 100 years ago, about 10 ft from this old house, the cistern was probably 9 ft across and 10 deep and the roof drains ran into it..for water storage before city water,it was cracked high up and would flood the basement when full.

                        Then I refinished all the harwood floors in the house and still didn't get any pussy.
                        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 07-23-2012, 02:35 PM.
                        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          #72
                          bullshit
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • clarathecarrot
                            Full Member Status

                            • May 2010
                            • 3588

                            #73
                            Ok..busted,.... it has happened 50 or 60 times.
                            2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                            clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35215

                              #74
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              Yeah scraps I've never seen rain like it at times ... Am hoping for a bit of sun for the kids hols tho or it gets expensive trying to entertain them lol
                              I got sick of this 40 days of rain bullshit and last week booked a flight to Naples for later in the week.

                              Just checked the forecast and it's storms, unfucking believable...

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                              • FORD
                                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 58830

                                #75
                                Coldest goddamn July I have ever seen here in FORD Country. Doubt it was over 65 today. Probably can count the days of actual summer here on one hand. Should be in the mid 80s during the day here right now.
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