Somebody Turn Down the Damn Heat!!

[ashstralia]

In six months people will be saying the fuck this cold as they shovel snow and put up with icey and dangerous roads. If it's not one thing it's another.

unless you're in the southern hemisphere; then you'll be whinging about drinking cold beer and how much run you're getting on the fairways...

[Nitro Express]

unless you're in the southern hemisphere; then you'll be whinging about drinking cold beer and how much run you're getting on the fairways...

In the outback they probably say fuck this heat!

[ashstralia]

you're right nitro, but we kill it with beer. i'm coastal, so it aint that bad. there's a place called 'whitecliffs' or something out west which regularly hits 45℃ + in summer; that's like 112f or so...

[Nitro Express]

I've never been to Austrailia but my dad told me a funny story about the place. He likes to get up early and walk around and he was walking around Melbourne. He saw these tanker trucks pulling up and the guy unrolling big hoses and he thought it was heating oil. He couldn't figure out why in the hell they were topping the heating oil tanks up in the middle of summer. Then he saw they were beer trucks. Apparently some of the drinking establishments have big tanks and they fill them up with a big ass hose. I don't doubt you guys solve all your problems with beer if that's how it's delivered.

[ashstralia]

i'd never heard of that, but apparently some big places do it. when was your dad there? most pubs just use standard kegs.

http://www.duotank.com/en/transport-solutions/trucks-delivery-units

[Nitro Express]

i'd never heard of that, but apparently some big places do it. when was your dad there? most pubs just use standard kegs.

http://www.duotank.com/en/transport-...delivery-units

It was probably 20 years ago. He said it was just like the link you posted. A big ass truck with a big ass hose in the back. It's pretty funny when you think of it. A fire truck of beer.

[Dave's Bitch]

It has been radioactive hot in the UK for 5 days now,that has to be a record.I got a great tan

[Nitro Express]

Which leads into the next olympic controversy. The British athletes have airconditioning in the olympic villiage and nobody else does. I've been to London once. It was in July and I froze my ass off. Not exactly the place you would think of needing air conditioning. With the humidity and buildings not built for it, it's got to be a bitch.

[ashstralia]

It has been radioactive hot in the UK for 5 days now,that has to be a record.I got a great tan

what, like mid 20's? the aussies will need scarves and beanies!!

[Yount]

I don't know how many more Aussie summers I can take. It just gets so bloody hot. Ash is right, beer and cricket. Let the pub pay some of my AC bill.

[Angel]

A friend from school lives in Oz, she gave up trying to rub it in about the heat once she realized I really do prefer cold.

I only complain about the cold if it's -30 or colder for more than a few days. The only thing I don't like about winter is scraping car windows. Now that I have a garage though, it's not a problem anymore.

[ashstralia]

yeah, our joint sucks. don't move here.

[Nickdfresh]

You probably take big pharma poison to put your racist conscience to sleep...

Don't take anything. What to do you take to get-it-up for your "wife?"

[Angel]

yeah, our joint sucks. don't move here.

Are there any Aussies left there? Seems like they're all in Banff. Even the radio station has Aussie reporters, lol.

I'd love to visit...in winter. A summer down under would kill me, I'm sure.

[clarathecarrot]

yeah, our joint sucks. don't move here.

Butt, But, But,.. whattabout those sezzy southwest coastal continental areas with the beaches and the big assed Aussie babes and the golden tans and the bbbb-b-b-b breastesseses...?

I realize the Outback consumes most of the continent, but c'mon there are some sweet beaches and junk..right ?