Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[Angel]

i love my mom, but even a 2-3 day visit can make ya crazy...

I'm lucky. My mom is the coolest woman.

[ELVIS]

Does she still do drugs ??

[ELVIS]

And don't forget to bring along your "play friend" Alex.

Shouldn't you be baked, confused and paranoid about now ??

What's wrong, ran out of welfare weed ??

[ZahZoo]

Will she be nekkid and crying? Cause that's a winning combination right there.

I'm more a fan of nekid and happy...

Ya figure fofuck's mom is a MILF?

[DONNIEP]

Ya figure fofuck's mom is a MILF?

Well let's hope so! We should get something out of this!

[Kristy]

Shouldn't you be baked, confused and paranoid about now ??

What's wrong, ran out of welfare weed ??

You can get welfare weed? How do you know of this?

[binnie]

This thread has become like a magnet for almost every on-going beef at the Army.

Hopefully Fracroc now realizes that we're not the best people to come to with problems.....

[Von Halen]

Hopefully Fracroc now realizes that we're not the best people to come to with problems.....

Why not? Because we tell it like it is? Because we don't sugarcoat it when some spoiled little twat comes on here and airs out in public, that he's acting like a spoiled little twat?

Get your ass back to writing album reviews Binnie! Show this fuckstick how to write!

[FORD]

You can get welfare weed? How do you know of this?

If it existed, it would probably be some horrible Mexican dirt weed shit.

Or in other words, the equivalent of the quality of food one could afford to buy with food stamps.

[binnie]

Why not? Because we tell it like it is? Because we don't sugarcoat it when some spoiled little twat comes on here and airs out in public, that he's acting like a spoiled little twat?

Get your ass back to writing album reviews Binnie! Show this fuckstick how to write!

I was saying that we're like the anti-Dr. Phil. 'You got problems? Here's 247 more.'

[DONNIEP]

I was saying that we're like the anti-Dr. Phil. 'You got problems? Here's 247 more.'

Isn't that what we were supposed to do? We should send the kid a cookie jar full of Prozac. He needs it.

[FORD]

Isn't that what we were supposed to do? We should send the kid a cookie jar full of Prozac. He needs it.

Prozac would just make his problems worse. Send him a cookie jar full of Vitamin D and 5-HTP instead.

Or Kristy could bake him some "legal" brownies.

[binnie]

Or Kristy could bake him some "legal" brownies.

Then they could sit down and listen to Styx together

[TFM_Dale]

Isn't that what we were supposed to do? We should send the kid a cookie jar full of Prozac. He needs it.

Isn't this ironic, don't you think?

[TFM_Dale]

Why not? Because we tell it like it is? Because we don't sugarcoat it when some spoiled little twat comes on here and airs out in public, that he's acting like a spoiled little twat?

Get your ass back to writing album reviews Binnie! Show this fuckstick how to write!

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