Fuck my fucking alcoholic wreck of a father.

[chefcraig]

I said still drinking coffee, I have been at work since 5

Mountain Dew, a Pay Day bar and nicotine, the breakfast of champions!

[Angel]

Get with the times ??

Blasphemy !!

Lol...you going Muslim on us now?

[ELVIS]

I said still drinking coffee, I have been at work since 5

Sucks to be you...

[ELVIS]

Mountain Dew, a Pay Day bar and nicotine, the breakfast of champions!

More like, lucky to still be breathing...

Hey, there's a 50% monthly premium penalty for smoking in the Obombascaretax...

[ELVIS]

Lol...you going Muslim on us now?

certainly not...

[chefcraig]

More like, lucky to still be breathing...

Hey, there's a 50% monthly premium penalty for smoking in the Obombascaretax...

Luck has little to do with it. If it don't kill ya, it only makes ya stronger. And the worst part of this Obooba-scare thing is going to be having to explain how the internet works to dullards and shut-ins at my work place, so they can qualify for the despicable concept in the first place.

[Kristy]

Mountain Dew, a Pay Day bar and nicotine, the breakfast of champions!

For my Breakfast of Champions I'm doing 1/3 gram black tar heroin, 9 softgel D3-5000IU (taken rectally), 3 day-old oatmeal with Canadian Mist, and marijuana tea.

It makes me hear voices in my head that Don Henley is not that big of an asshole.

[chefcraig]

It makes me hear voices in my head that Don Henley is not that big of an asshole.

Which is more or less like saying that Liberace is more macho than Richard Simmons.

[TFM_Dale]

Sucks to be you...

Naaaaaa, I am actually happy, thankful to have a secure job during these fucked up times.

[ELVIS]

I hear that...

[Kristy]

Gawd, I love weed.

[Angel]

Gawd, I love weed.

Me too. Rolling up some BC bud as we speak.

[ELVIS]

That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...

[vandeleur]

Naaaaaa, I am actually happy, thankful to have a secure job during these fucked up times.

Man we all are grateful for a bit of that

[Kristy]

That's why you're still trying to get your life going at middle age...

Who in the fuck are YOU to speak on that subject!? Been found hiding by the propane tanks already?

Go peddle your condescending Pharisee do-goody-good Christian horseshit elsewhere.