Why If YOU Own A iPhone You Are A Fucking Asshole

[DONNIEP]

You also masturbate in Wal-Mart parking lots.

Oh hell. Now you're against whacking in the Walmart parking lot???

[vandeleur]

Smellvis' iPhone:

That is so childish , love it

[DONNIEP]

I really don't care where my phone was made or any labor issues related to it's manufacture...

I'm just happy it makes phone calls when I want it... plus it's got a flashlight feature. Who gives a shit about text, data and functionality... It's got a fucking flashlight built in!!!

My Brick has a flashlight too! A really shitty one, but it does have one. And that's about all it has. And I could care less too where this shit comes from. China, Taiwan, Mars, I don't care. Every industrialized country has gone through their shit labor practices era. Why should China be any different? Nah, you tell Xu Yang to get his ass back in that sweat shop and crank out some more iphones and stereos and EVH flip flops. I got my finger on the Buy It Now button!

[vandeleur]

It's to find ya cock in wal marts car park

[Kristy]

Oh hell. Now you're against whacking in the Walmart parking lot???

Hey, just because you have been served a restraining order from them is no reason to take it out on me.

[Kristy]

My Brick has a flashlight too!

You know what else has a flashlight, chronic masturbatory boy? A god damn flashlight.

[DONNIEP]

You know what else has a flashlight, chronic masturbatory boy? A god damn flashlight.

Well, yeah, when you put it like that...party pooper.

I wonder if there is such a thing as chronic masturbation. Would it be a habit or an addiction if it was chronic? And wouldn't you get tired of it after a while? I mean, geez, all that work over and over and over again. There's not enough college cheerleader porn on the planet to keep me that interested.

[vandeleur]

Dude I sent you the link for your wankers elbow , there is a 12 stroke programme to ween you off ya Weener

[lesfunk]

I got an I phone because I was ignorant of the product at the time. it does a couple things to my satisfaction but if i could get out of my cuntract I'd get rid of it

[ELVIS]

I tried liking the iPhone, I always felt ripped off though, they have such a limited OS I just didn't see the point.

It's a mobile phone, not a full blown computer...

The operating system is just fine by me and its very user friendly...

[DONNIEP]

And Elvis knows how to fix em if you break one! So...ha!

[ELVIS]

Gets easier every time...

[DONNIEP]

I gotta get my daughter's fixed. Again. Wasn't her fault, she was here in the house and tripped. Damn things are pretty fragile.

[ELVIS]

They are...

Tell ya what though...

Mail me the phone and a good quality replacement screen and I'll fix it for nuthin...

But hurry...

This friendly offer expires without notice...

[DONNIEP]

They are...

Tell ya what though...

Mail me the phone and a good quality replacement screen and I'll fix it for nuthin...

But hurry...

This friendly offer expires without notice...

Thanks E. I found a place here in town that does it for 50 bucks so I'll be taking it there probably since mine's cracked too.