Why If YOU Own A iPhone You Are A Fucking Asshole

[Mushroom]

In other words, your shitty phone doesn't "download" porn the way you want.

No shortage of porn over here on my end. I recall the old days I had to hide it from mom in the closet. Now everything is password protected

[ZahZoo]

Whats wrong with you? I bet you are a hoarder.

Not at all... My wife and I both telecommute so we each have a system for work and for play. That's 4... both my still at home kids each have a laptop for school and play. That's 6... In the kitchen, we got one of those big all-in-one HD monitor things that doubles as a desktop or a TV.

[cadaverdog]

The only Apple product I ever bought was an ipod and I took it back after I found out you had to pay itunes to download music onto the damn thing. I bought a cheapo mp3 player for $20 and put the other $80 back in my bank account. I got a smart phone (Alcatel Venture) recently and I haven't even figured out how to use the damn thing yet. Back in the olden days I could figure out how to program a vcr when most people couldn't and I've learned how to use a computer with minimum assistance but learning how to use this "smart" phone is giving me a fucking headache.

[Hardrock69]

I was given an iPhone 3GS, and it collects dust. If you try to use it as your phone, the service provider wants to charge 40 bucks or more for some warped "data plan".

Sometimes if I need to connect to the net on the go, I will take it with me to run errands or whatever and login to free wi-fi. So I am just using it as a mini-laptop. But that is rare.

I have a stupid phone for emergencies (stays off all the time), and a land line with an answering machine. If people are so desperate to get in touch with me, they can leave a fucking message and I will get back to them.

Uh, I now have 5 PCs and 3 laptops, 2 of which are going to be for sale soon.

[Sensible Shoes]

[QUOTE=cadaverdog;1859255]The only Apple product I ever bought was an ipod and I took it back after I found out you had to pay itunes to download music onto the damn thing.

No you don't. I loaded every old CD I have onto mine and have never spent one penny on getting music from Itunes.

[cadaverdog]

No you don't. I loaded every old CD I have onto mine and have never spent one penny on getting music from Itunes.

You messed that quote up. I heard there was a way to get around that AFTER I took the sumbitch back to the store but I'd already purchased my el cheapo mp3 player by then.

[Kristy]

Gives me severe weather updates...

So drought is regarded as severe weather in California?

[SunisinuS]

That one went over your head, so I'll explain it - I know you can't afford nice things like an iPhone, so what's your excuse for being a fucking asshole?

I got it immediately. Instead of using descriptive language she uses nouns to describe everything.

[cadaverdog]

I got it immediately. Instead of using descriptive language she uses nouns to describe everything.

Is that better or worse than saying everything's ghey?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Uh, I now have 5 PCs and 3 laptops, 2 of which are going to be for sale soon.

and still on dial up..

[Nitro Express]

I dropped an iPhone into Jackson Lake. It's down there somewhere. I doubt it's still working.

[ZahZoo]

So drought is regarded as severe weather in California?

That would be severe "lack of" weather...

For the record... I was born & raised in California. But left the state about the same time Diamond Dave left Van Halen. Only visit occasionally.

[cadaverdog]

That would be severe "lack of" weather...

Drought isn't weather or a lack of weather it's a condition caused by weather. The problem we're having in California is caused by an extended period of dry weather. If the state had built desalinization plants when they built the L A aqueduct drought wouldn't be much of a problem here and 600 people wouldn't have died after the St Francis dam burst in 1928.

[Nitro Express]

We just need to stop fucking around and make electricity cheap. Once you have cheap electricity in a place like California you can desalinate the ocean water. The place used to be the 7th largest economy in the world. Now it's in junk bond status and most it's major cities are broke and can't pay their pension funds. All due to mismanagement and corrupt politicians. It's amazing how fast a place can go to hell in a hand basket.

[FORD]

Thank you Ronald Wilson Reagan (666).

He destroyed California, then he took it nationwide (with help from the BCE)