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Originally posted by Rikk "The trials and tribulations of the Army could bring down our Sheep Pen. We have looked after these sheep for months now, with no payment, no reward...nothing but love for dumb animals. And now, if their home is lost, they'll have nothing.
Please call 1-800-H-A-G-A-R-D-U-M-B and pledge to save our sheep. A gift of $50 will get you a 5150 stopwatch and calendar in return. A gift of $100 will get you a Sammy Hagar underwear and Waborita Mona push-up bra. A gift of $200 will get you a giant bag of Sammy Hagar brand peat moss!
Please be generous...after all, our sheep need love!!"
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!! FOR A PLEDGE OF 1,000 you get to spend a full weekend with the one and only MONA!!!!!!!! That's right, all that tuna stinkin' goodness.........all your's!!!!!!!!! "Higher and Higher" indeed!
Originally posted by Jdg Mills Lane
As for BILL being funnier than Guwapo... Come on man!
Don't make us go through this thread to find
I KNEW you would have to comment on that.........if you think I'm not funny, you really think I'm gonna cry about it?! I only cry at Disney movies, everyone knows that!
Originally posted by Jdg Mills Lane Nice try counsel. Guess again.
Oh, OK, I guess it's another Fab supporter who can neither spell nor use proper grammar. My bad!
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Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!! FOR A PLEDGE OF 1,000 you get to spend a full weekend with the one and only MONA!!!!!!!! That's right, all that tuna stinkin' goodness.........all your's!!!!!!!!! "Higher and Higher" indeed!
Now Bill, that's not clear. That just says a weekend with Mona. It doesn't say sex with Mona. Is this false advertising, or do these people really get to jump Mona's bones and convince her that she should hit Sam on the back of the head with her bass at the next gig?
Anyway, great prize! I think the winner had also better invest in a lot of dental floss and tooth paste!!
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh I KNEW you would have to comment on that.........if you think I'm not funny, you really think I'm gonna cry about it?! I only cry at Disney movies, everyone knows that!
Originally posted by Jdg Mills Lane Your funny dude, but Guwapo is the Master!
Again, it's "you're". Someone else I know and dislike used to make the same mistake ALL THE TIME.:D
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Guitar Shark Oh, OK, I guess it's another Fab supporter who can neither spell nor use proper grammar. My bad!
Wise up! How can you pass the bar yet fail to recognize that this is not about Fab. This is about Rikk and the Army and a useless thread. Oh wait, your a sheep too. Right?
Originally posted by Rikk Now Bill, that's not clear. That just says a weekend with Mona. It doesn't say sex with Mona. Is this false advertising, or do these people really get to jump Mona's bones and convince her that she should hit Sam on the back of the head with her bass at the next gig?
Anyway, great prize! I think the winner had also better invest in a lot of dental floss and tooth paste!!
She's consented to oral favors "at the minimum". Watch out though guys, she's known as a hot dog lover.........
Originally posted by Jdg Mills Lane Wise up! How can you pass the bar yet fail to recognize that this is not about Fab. This is about Rikk and the Army and a useless thread. Oh wait, your a sheep too. Right?
No, it's all about Fab. Everything is, even after she's "gone".
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Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
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