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  • Dan
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12194

    Originally posted by sambo
    A Love Story from a Hagar fan.

    We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved myself to a position of dominance.

    I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

    Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself from ending it all too soon.

    As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us, and we rolled together in the now damp grass.

    As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered, "Baaa".......then re-joined the flock.
    Funny shit Sambo,great post mate.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      I've got company over folks. Gotta turn in. We'll see you all again soon. "Good night, God bless."

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      • Rikk
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 16518

        Originally posted by Matt White
        I've got company over folks. Gotta turn in. We'll see you all again soon. "Good night, God bless."
        Nite Matt. Make sure you throw some gruel in the trough before calling it a night, huh? cockvanhalen is very hungry and has promised to rape BLOW-IT-ALL if he doesn't get fed. I would do it, but I'm on "hiatus".
        Roth Army Militia

        Originally posted by WARF
        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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        • DIAPER
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Oct 2004
          • 5

          fuck you pRIKk ! BaAaaaaaa......

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            Hurry up LSD & Blowitall! You don't want to miss that dirty bastard Roboanus getting thrown in the Pen now do you?!?

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951

              Originally posted by DIAPER
              fuck you pRIKk ! BaAaaaaaa......
              Fuck you too buddy. Get your fucking ass out of the pen. Bitch.
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                Let's all say hello to Robonez...this weeks SOTW!

                Here's a picture of our latest sheep, everybody make sure you make Robo feel welcome, OK?
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951

                  Robonez enjoys Sammy Hagar fronted Van Halen, and his favorite all time classics are "Can't Stop Lovin' You", "Dreams", "Feels So Good", "Spanked" and "The Seventh Seal". When I spoke with Robo, I asked him about his preferences. The following is taken from my interview with him.

                  BB: "So tell me, Robo, why in the FLYING FUCK do you like this crap?"

                  Robo: "Thanks for asking me, Bob, that's a great question. I can still remember the first time I attended a Van Hagar concert to this day! I had an all access pass and made my way backstage to meet the band when I ran into Sammy in the hallway...and he..." (Robonez trailed off here).

                  BB: "He what, Robo?"

                  Robo: "Well, he...he touched me in my secret spot."

                  BB: "Ahhh...now we're getting somewhere. Did you tell him to stop? Did you yell 'STRANGER DANGER!' or something?"

                  Robo: "No, actually, I didn't...it felt so...SATISFYING..."

                  BB: "Hmm, that's very enlightening. Now tell me, when you were young, did you like to dress up like Mommy? Did you watch Richard Simmons' workout videos?"

                  Robo: "...That's AMAZING! ...How could you know those things???"

                  BB: "Well, from what you've told me of your encounter with Hagar, the rest was easy to guess. Since you're a Hagar fan, odds are good that YOU'RE A FAG, so I went with my gut instinct."

                  Robo: "Wait a minute...I'm NOT gay!" (Robo got very defensive here)

                  BB: (Showed him a video of Jenna Jameson)

                  Robo: (Went into a fit of sickened vomiting after seeing it)

                  BB: "You see?"

                  Robo: "You're right as usual...I AM gay, it seems...BUT I JUST LOVE THOSE SAPPY ASS HAGAR LOVE SONGS!!!"

                  .........

                  And there you have it folks, straight from the Sheep of the Week himself...presented in ALL HIS HOMOSEXUAL GLORY....

                  ROBONEZ!!!
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20569

                    Yes, for not only having Horrible taste in music, but also the stupidity to spout off at the ARMY Roboanus gets the honor of getting sheared. His love of Power Ballads & Electronic drums have earned him a spot at the watering hole next to such moronic ROTH haters as LilNadHero, LSD, and BlowItAll. Welcome to the Pen you Silly Bastard!!!

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      Baaaa!

                      Baaaaaaaa!!
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20569

                        "We, the rank and file of the DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY, sentence Roboanus to the SHEEP PEN!"
                        In you go lad.

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951

                          May God have mercy on your soul...
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            This is what happened to BigBadZero this morning, Roboanus. He couldn't keep his mouth shut, continuously telling lies to the other SHEEP. You've been served notice. Oops! HAHAHAH!!! Bad pun. So be a good little Knipper or its off to the butcher with ya, you wanker!

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569

                              LUNCH TIME!!!
                              As long as we get the neighbor girl to help with the feeding, the SHEEP are content.

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                              • bueno bob
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22951

                                Just as long as she comes and "visits" the sheepherders in the house after feeding hour, I'm happy too
                                Twistin' by the pool.

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