The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Cool Dan!!!

Just so you know, Fab looks NOTHING like Rache!!!!!


Cellulite junction....... What's your function? LMAO!!!!!

[Rikk]

FAB is so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

That's right, mother fuckers. I am back. After a little vacation, I have returned to the Pen full-time and am proud to say that I could more than count on my incredible staff (no, not THAT staff) of Bill Lumbergh, Matt White and the fantastic Bueno Bob. These mean sons of bitches looked after the Pen, sheared sheep, withstood an attack from Hitchworld and even attacked the forum cunt we all know and love (hate) as...er...fuck it. Let's not talk about her.

So, first things first. Let's get ready to throw another sheep in here this Friday. There have been many unbelievable morons commenting on how "stupid" this place, how "pathetic" we all are, how the band is "never" breaking up, blah blah blah cheddar blah blah tequila blah breakfast...shut the fuck up, sheep. That's right. It's time for the sheep to shut the fuck up. We at the SHEEP PEN are going to be stepping up our efforts. There's been so much infighting. It's time for the Army to rise up against the Dave-bashers. Yes, I could throw a Dave-basher like FLAB into the Pen. But fuck that. Shame shame. Everybody knows her name. It's time to throw in some new faces. It's time to induct a flock of sheep. So, I'm asking my administrators to round up two sheep each. That's right...two sheep each. And then we'll throw those six sheep into the Pen and throw one of them in as SHEEP OF THE WEEK for this coming week. I'm sick of these VOA-loving cummsuckers getting all this attention and little fight back in their general woolly direction. The SHEEP PEN has been doing its job. But now we're going to be the new, improved, angrier SHEEP FUCKING PEN!!

Also, Bill Lumbergh will soon be posting his first full episode of DUMBEST SHEEP QUOTES OF THE WEEK. Again, you may want to check out his first induction for today. This was classic. One of our biggest fucking morons, TONGUE-IN-ASS, posted the following brilliant quote, which Bill picked up on: "Cabo is much more than a drink. It's a way of life". I think I'll quote the reaction of Pete, a man we seem to have made peace with. His reaction sums up the woolliness of this particular quote: "You're kidding, right? Someone said that? Holy shit."

Holy shit indeed.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Rothtards. It's time to take out the trash.

Love live the fucking Sheep Pen.

[lms2]

Relax Rikk, all this fighting all the time with everyone has made you paranoid. :D

I have told you before in a pm, and I will tell you one more time, here publically, for all the world to see... I have no problems with you. I got tired of the fighting... so I got out of it.

You took offense to that then, and apparently it still bothers you. If you want to act on it, I guess thats your perogative.

That comment was directed AT PETE. (Sorry Rikk, you weren't on line at the time) I was making fun of Pete for editing his post. Pete has said a lot of things he later doesn't recall saying TO ME. None of it really had anything to do with you.

Sure this is the sheep pen. I posted two pics of sheep. But that doesn't mean that everything that goes on in here has to do with the sheep-or with you. Need proof? Just read the thread.

[lms2]

Guwapo, have a kick ass time at your show tonight.

Rikk, enjoy the hell out of your family reunion.

I hope you both come back in a better mood. I am getting sick and fucking tired of walking on egg shells around the two of you.

You hate each other, and I don't hate either one of you. I don't expect either of you to like all my friends...

But at any rate, this is the army, its about David Lee Roth. Him I do like! And this site, in general, I do like. If anyone here has a problem with that... what the hell. Bring it on.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Max in Black, let's hit the sack!!!!!

OK!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Cos I'm shy.

That's why you need a wild woman to knock you off your feet!

Shy Boy

[diamondsgirl]

SEA...Max is unbelievably HOT!

I was like WTF!!! But in a GOOD way. I had no idea.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Relax Rikk, all this fighting all the time with everyone has made you paranoid. :D

I have told you before in a pm, and I will tell you one more time, here publically, for all the world to see... I have no problems with you. I got tired of the fighting... so I got out of it.

You took offense to that then, and apparently it still bothers you. If you want to act on it, I guess thats your perogative.

That comment was directed AT PETE. (Sorry Rikk, you weren't on line at the time) I was making fun of Pete for editing his post. Pete has said a lot of things he later doesn't recall saying TO ME. None of it really had anything to do with you.

Sure this is the sheep pen. I posted two pics of sheep. But that doesn't mean that everything that goes on in here has to do with the sheep-or with you. Need proof? Just read the thread.

The reason I got mad with you had nothing to do with your getting out of any fight. I didn't really think you were IN the fight (although FAB made some lovely comments towards you). No, I actually got very angry about a certain thing you said in a PM. That was it. I also knew which source was offering you that...idea. And that certain source is just as twisted as a certain someone.

I feel that a certain someone (not FAB) has done his best to anger a few people. And in a few cases he's been successful. And if all-out is what he wants, then I will use every connection and from every level and indeed 187. Because I'm just getting tired of this whole sad game. I did see the two of you freaking out because Pete and I were being peaceful. I don't think GUWAPO likes that. PETE has been very useful to him. Maybe PETE recognizes that it doesn't do him any good to fight for a piss-ant rodent that's bitter over some stupid SHEEP PEN job. Whatever it is, I'm finished fighting with PETE. It never meant anything. And frankly, I think the guy's been through a lot recently and it makes me feel more at ease to not fight with him.

As for GUWAPO, you could have just been his friend and my friend, lms2. But you said a couple of things that I caught right away. And it surprised me to see you turn on someone (not me) that had backed you up (more times than you actually know). It's really unfortunate to see these things happen. I thought you were very cool. I guess I really have nothing against you. And of course being friends with GUWAPO is no crime. But helping him by making negative insinuations about my friends based on his influence is unfortunate.

So, if you want to have a REAL chat...I'm all ears. Almost anyone (except FAB) can wipe the slate with me. But you haven't been fully honest about this thing with me, my other friend, Pete or what GUWAPO was planning. So until then, I have no problem being paranoid.

The paranoia and factions here are ridiculous. I used to think they ALL emanated from FAB. I was a bit wrong (no, I don't mean you whatsoever lms).

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
Guwapo, have a kick ass time at your show tonight.

Rikk, enjoy the hell out of your family reunion.

I hope you both come back in a better mood. I am getting sick and fucking tired of walking on egg shells around the two of you.

You hate each other, and I don't hate either one of you. I don't expect either of you to like all my friends...

But at any rate, this is the army, its about David Lee Roth. Him I do like! And this site, in general, I do like. If anyone here has a problem with that... what the hell. Bring it on.

I appreciate that. I think it will be an awesome family reunion. I am also sad that I'm missing the Dave show, but all you guys enjoy it and give us a full report.

[bueno bob]

OK, folks, in the effort to keep the ship afloat, I would like to salute Rikk for his full-time return as pen president! 2 sheep a week it is!

So guess what, Hagar fans??

Get your dick in the dirt asses ready, cuz sheering season is IN!!! We're gonna kick your asses off those bad motor scooters, blow up space station #5 and slam your standing hamptons right the fuck down! Take your god-damned three lock cock rock and hold on tight because we're gonna kick your fuckin' asses so hard we'll be seeing you where the fuckin' eagles fly!

Better give to live, bitches, because the sheep pen is BACK!!!

[ZahZoo]

The recent make up session between Rikk and Pete was captured in this RothArmy exclusive...

[bueno bob]

Now Rikk's the fat one with the JAPANESE "BALANCE" IMPORT CD, right?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
The recent make up session between Rikk and Pete was captured in this RothArmy exclusive...

It was a touching site until MAX tried to get really close to the asses and had his eyebrows burned off. FAB has publically declared that he is no longer "hot" and MAX has publically declared that she is still fat.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Now Rikk's the fat one with the JAPANESE "BALANCE" IMPORT CD, right?

Correct. Really fat. 465 lbs. I eat JAPANESE BALANCE CDs every day too. It's part of my daily diet. In fact, right now I'm eating pitted olives and chewing on an LP copy of Hagar's classic VOA album.