The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

I was thinking more along the line of these:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
only those bearing roses (or diamonds) get the time of day from me.

Well,

Then nothing but Diamonds and roses for you!!!!!

[ZahZoo]

Antoher page from the Sheep Pen High School's Diary...

So, I need to update everyone on all that is encircling me. If you want a short, one word summary, drama. Thats all anything is. Gossip, drama, and crap. Lets start with my stuff, not the most interesting or even the most dramatic, but thats only because I dont make it that way. So, Rikk tells me that he has a crush on 2 people. One person named DG who lives in this dorm, and a person in his math class. I dont have any classes with him, so Im thinking, well I guess he just left me out because it would be weird to say that he liked me...in front of me. I mean, he comes in my room everyday to play video games, and to watch movies with me. We go on a walk about once every other day, and get alot of talking done. He has to like me, right? I mean, he is really nice to me, and he tries really hard to make sure I have a good and accurate impression of him. Like, I will joke around with him about being a typical guy and a pervert, and he will joke with me, and then afterwards say "You know I am not like that right?" So, I gathered he liked me. Well, it seems he only likes me on the weekends...when DG isnt here. Today, I walked into the hallway and saw him with his arm around her waist talking to someone. How can he go out with DG and not tell me? Is he really going out with her?

So, I dont know anymore. I have been doing alot of thinking, even when he is in the room, and I dont know if I like him or not. Maybe it is one of those things that I liked him because he talked to me. I dont think I can go out with a guy that will only watch action movies, or wont go to see a movie with me, even if I offer to pay for him. He never wants to do anything other than watch action movies and play video games. And I will admit he is a little slow. He failed the math placement exam so right now, in his math class, he is learning how to add. I am dead serious about that. A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT LEARNING HOW TO ADD! He will ask me at least twice a day what a word I say means, and I am not used to that at all. I am used to Rikk talking to me and making me feel like an idiot, not the other way around. Its just weird.

That and the fact I would have so many people make fun of me behind my back for going out with him. People come up to me even now and say "I think Max likes you" with an evil smirk on their face. I know what they are thinking, and if I went out with him, I would be afraid to be around anyone with him. So maybe its a good thing I didnt ask him out or take it to the next level.

So thats whats going on with me, plus the fact I havent taken my depression medicine and I get teary eyed about everything....

LMS has enough drama for the both of us. She all of a sudden had 5 guys that liked her once I roomed with her. When she was with Lou, she would never talk because she was so angry and frustrated with Lou (for good reasons too). Now that Pete is with her and she feels comfortable talking, guys are suddenly attracted to her. One eventually we found out didnt like her, he was just being touchy feely like he usually is. Gwapo asked her out on a date and she basically ditched him...unintentionally but he hasnt came around since then. One was Rikk, but he was just joking around with me and made sure of the fact that I knew he didnt like her. And so now we are down to 2. Matt and Bill. Matt asked her out, they went out for a couple hours and then she wrote him a note saying she needed to know him better before this went any further. She only knew him one day before she learned he liked her. And then Bill has liked her for 6 months, but has yet to say something. He is one of those really quiet guys, and is too shy to say anything. Well, when he found out he probably missed his chance, he went to heidi to talk about it. You-Know-Who basically forced him to go ask DG out because she was rooting for him and LMS always has to have her way. So, he came over yesterday and both of them sat and stared at each other in total silence for about 10 minutes. He said something like "Wow this is awkward" a couple of times, but that was it. They made arrangements to talk today and never did.

So thats whats going on with her. Max is a nice guy, but he is a sexaholic...and a drinker...in a dorm that doesnt allow drinking, drugs, or smoking. LMS is so against drinking...and doesn't want to have sex until she is married. So they have some obstacles in their path.

Rikk has been thinking about Bob...local Bob for awhile now. He really is a nice guy. Rikk knows I change my opinion on him alot, but now that he is giving me some space, I like him alot more. He asked me if I wanted to go to florida with him and his family....for christmas and my birthday. It was sweet of him to ask though. He is the only one that ever seems to want to cheer me up, or even care about me. I love him...I do...

So, Im going to bed now. I have a crapload of stuff to do tommorow so I better rest up. I guess thats it for me Night everyone

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Antoher page from the Sheep Pen High School's Diary...

So, I need to update everyone on all that is encircling me. If you want a short, one word summary, drama. Thats all anything is. Gossip, drama, and crap. Lets start with my stuff, not the most interesting or even the most dramatic, but thats only because I dont make it that way. So, Rikk tells me that he has a crush on 2 people. One person named DG who lives in this dorm, and a person in his math class. I dont have any classes with him, so Im thinking, well I guess he just left me out because it would be weird to say that he liked me...in front of me. I mean, he comes in my room everyday to play video games, and to watch movies with me. We go on a walk about once every other day, and get alot of talking done. He has to like me, right? I mean, he is really nice to me, and he tries really hard to make sure I have a good and accurate impression of him. Like, I will joke around with him about being a typical guy and a pervert, and he will joke with me, and then afterwards say "You know I am not like that right?" So, I gathered he liked me. Well, it seems he only likes me on the weekends...when DG isnt here. Today, I walked into the hallway and saw him with his arm around her waist talking to someone. How can he go out with DG and not tell me? Is he really going out with her?

So, I dont know anymore. I have been doing alot of thinking, even when he is in the room, and I dont know if I like him or not. Maybe it is one of those things that I liked him because he talked to me. I dont think I can go out with a guy that will only watch action movies, or wont go to see a movie with me, even if I offer to pay for him. He never wants to do anything other than watch action movies and play video games. And I will admit he is a little slow. He failed the math placement exam so right now, in his math class, he is learning how to add. I am dead serious about that. A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT LEARNING HOW TO ADD! He will ask me at least twice a day what a word I say means, and I am not used to that at all. I am used to Rikk talking to me and making me feel like an idiot, not the other way around. Its just weird.

That and the fact I would have so many people make fun of me behind my back for going out with him. People come up to me even now and say "I think Max likes you" with an evil smirk on their face. I know what they are thinking, and if I went out with him, I would be afraid to be around anyone with him. So maybe its a good thing I didnt ask him out or take it to the next level.

So thats whats going on with me, plus the fact I havent taken my depression medicine and I get teary eyed about everything....

LMS has enough drama for the both of us. She all of a sudden had 5 guys that liked her once I roomed with her. When she was with Lou, she would never talk because she was so angry and frustrated with Lou (for good reasons too). Now that Pete is with her and she feels comfortable talking, guys are suddenly attracted to her. One eventually we found out didnt like her, he was just being touchy feely like he usually is. Gwapo asked her out on a date and she basically ditched him...unintentionally but he hasnt came around since then. One was Rikk, but he was just joking around with me and made sure of the fact that I knew he didnt like her. And so now we are down to 2. Matt and Bill. Matt asked her out, they went out for a couple hours and then she wrote him a note saying she needed to know him better before this went any further. She only knew him one day before she learned he liked her. And then Bill has liked her for 6 months, but has yet to say something. He is one of those really quiet guys, and is too shy to say anything. Well, when he found out he probably missed his chance, he went to heidi to talk about it. You-Know-Who basically forced him to go ask DG out because she was rooting for him and LMS always has to have her way. So, he came over yesterday and both of them sat and stared at each other in total silence for about 10 minutes. He said something like "Wow this is awkward" a couple of times, but that was it. They made arrangements to talk today and never did.

So thats whats going on with her. Max is a nice guy, but he is a sexaholic...and a drinker...in a dorm that doesnt allow drinking, drugs, or smoking. LMS is so against drinking...and doesn't want to have sex until she is married. So they have some obstacles in their path.

Rikk has been thinking about Bob...local Bob for awhile now. He really is a nice guy. Rikk knows I change my opinion on him alot, but now that he is giving me some space, I like him alot more. He asked me if I wanted to go to florida with him and his family....for christmas and my birthday. It was sweet of him to ask though. He is the only one that ever seems to want to cheer me up, or even care about me. I love him...I do...

So, Im going to bed now. I have a crapload of stuff to do tommorow so I better rest up. I guess thats it for me Night everyone

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Antoher page from the Sheep Pen High School's Diary...

So, I need to update everyone on all that is encircling me. If you want a short, one word summary, drama. Thats all anything is. Gossip, drama, and crap. Lets start with my stuff, not the most interesting or even the most dramatic, but thats only because I dont make it that way. So, Rikk tells me that he has a crush on 2 people. One person named DG who lives in this dorm, and a person in his math class. I dont have any classes with him, so Im thinking, well I guess he just left me out because it would be weird to say that he liked me...in front of me. I mean, he comes in my room everyday to play video games, and to watch movies with me. We go on a walk about once every other day, and get alot of talking done. He has to like me, right? I mean, he is really nice to me, and he tries really hard to make sure I have a good and accurate impression of him. Like, I will joke around with him about being a typical guy and a pervert, and he will joke with me, and then afterwards say "You know I am not like that right?" So, I gathered he liked me. Well, it seems he only likes me on the weekends...when DG isnt here. Today, I walked into the hallway and saw him with his arm around her waist talking to someone. How can he go out with DG and not tell me? Is he really going out with her?

So, I dont know anymore. I have been doing alot of thinking, even when he is in the room, and I dont know if I like him or not. Maybe it is one of those things that I liked him because he talked to me. I dont think I can go out with a guy that will only watch action movies, or wont go to see a movie with me, even if I offer to pay for him. He never wants to do anything other than watch action movies and play video games. And I will admit he is a little slow. He failed the math placement exam so right now, in his math class, he is learning how to add. I am dead serious about that. A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT LEARNING HOW TO ADD! He will ask me at least twice a day what a word I say means, and I am not used to that at all. I am used to Rikk talking to me and making me feel like an idiot, not the other way around. Its just weird.

That and the fact I would have so many people make fun of me behind my back for going out with him. People come up to me even now and say "I think Max likes you" with an evil smirk on their face. I know what they are thinking, and if I went out with him, I would be afraid to be around anyone with him. So maybe its a good thing I didnt ask him out or take it to the next level.

So thats whats going on with me, plus the fact I havent taken my depression medicine and I get teary eyed about everything....

LMS has enough drama for the both of us. She all of a sudden had 5 guys that liked her once I roomed with her. When she was with Lou, she would never talk because she was so angry and frustrated with Lou (for good reasons too). Now that Pete is with her and she feels comfortable talking, guys are suddenly attracted to her. One eventually we found out didnt like her, he was just being touchy feely like he usually is. Gwapo asked her out on a date and she basically ditched him...unintentionally but he hasnt came around since then. One was Rikk, but he was just joking around with me and made sure of the fact that I knew he didnt like her. And so now we are down to 2. Matt and Bill. Matt asked her out, they went out for a couple hours and then she wrote him a note saying she needed to know him better before this went any further. She only knew him one day before she learned he liked her. And then Bill has liked her for 6 months, but has yet to say something. He is one of those really quiet guys, and is too shy to say anything. Well, when he found out he probably missed his chance, he went to heidi to talk about it. You-Know-Who basically forced him to go ask DG out because she was rooting for him and LMS always has to have her way. So, he came over yesterday and both of them sat and stared at each other in total silence for about 10 minutes. He said something like "Wow this is awkward" a couple of times, but that was it. They made arrangements to talk today and never did.

So thats whats going on with her. Max is a nice guy, but he is a sexaholic...and a drinker...in a dorm that doesnt allow drinking, drugs, or smoking. LMS is so against drinking...and doesn't want to have sex until she is married. So they have some obstacles in their path.

Rikk has been thinking about Bob...local Bob for awhile now. He really is a nice guy. Rikk knows I change my opinion on him alot, but now that he is giving me some space, I like him alot more. He asked me if I wanted to go to florida with him and his family....for christmas and my birthday. It was sweet of him to ask though. He is the only one that ever seems to want to cheer me up, or even care about me. I love him...I do...

So, Im going to bed now. I have a crapload of stuff to do tommorow so I better rest up. I guess thats it for me Night everyone

Damn my shyness!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"SatanBush I hear you calling
And I can kick your ass right now
Me and the boys have been slicing
And putting fucking sheep in the grouuunnnddd

Just a few more minutes
And we will announce you
I think I hear my knives sharpening
SatanBush fuck you
SatanBush fuck you

Those Van Hagar shows are empty
Those housewives and fags are staying home
The fat soccer moms are somewhere else
While you're out smuggling bboooooonnnneeeeee

Just a few more hours
And Bueno Bob will find you
I think my fire pits ready

SatanBush fuck you
SatanBush fuck you

SatanBush I know you're lonely
And I hope your bodys lite
Cuz me and the boys'll burying it tttttoooniggghhhhtttttttt

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Antoher page from the Sheep Pen High School's Diary...

So, I need to update everyone on all that is encircling me. If you want a short, one word summary, drama. Thats all anything is. Gossip, drama, and crap. Lets start with my stuff, not the most interesting or even the most dramatic, but thats only because I dont make it that way. So, Rikk tells me that he has a crush on 2 people. One person named DG who lives in this dorm, and a person in his math class. I dont have any classes with him, so Im thinking, well I guess he just left me out because it would be weird to say that he liked me...in front of me. I mean, he comes in my room everyday to play video games, and to watch movies with me. We go on a walk about once every other day, and get alot of talking done. He has to like me, right? I mean, he is really nice to me, and he tries really hard to make sure I have a good and accurate impression of him. Like, I will joke around with him about being a typical guy and a pervert, and he will joke with me, and then afterwards say "You know I am not like that right?" So, I gathered he liked me. Well, it seems he only likes me on the weekends...when DG isnt here. Today, I walked into the hallway and saw him with his arm around her waist talking to someone. How can he go out with DG and not tell me? Is he really going out with her?

So, I dont know anymore. I have been doing alot of thinking, even when he is in the room, and I dont know if I like him or not. Maybe it is one of those things that I liked him because he talked to me. I dont think I can go out with a guy that will only watch action movies, or wont go to see a movie with me, even if I offer to pay for him. He never wants to do anything other than watch action movies and play video games. And I will admit he is a little slow. He failed the math placement exam so right now, in his math class, he is learning how to add. I am dead serious about that. A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT LEARNING HOW TO ADD! He will ask me at least twice a day what a word I say means, and I am not used to that at all. I am used to Rikk talking to me and making me feel like an idiot, not the other way around. Its just weird.

That and the fact I would have so many people make fun of me behind my back for going out with him. People come up to me even now and say "I think Max likes you" with an evil smirk on their face. I know what they are thinking, and if I went out with him, I would be afraid to be around anyone with him. So maybe its a good thing I didnt ask him out or take it to the next level.

So thats whats going on with me, plus the fact I havent taken my depression medicine and I get teary eyed about everything....

LMS has enough drama for the both of us. She all of a sudden had 5 guys that liked her once I roomed with her. When she was with Lou, she would never talk because she was so angry and frustrated with Lou (for good reasons too). Now that Pete is with her and she feels comfortable talking, guys are suddenly attracted to her. One eventually we found out didnt like her, he was just being touchy feely like he usually is. Gwapo asked her out on a date and she basically ditched him...unintentionally but he hasnt came around since then. One was Rikk, but he was just joking around with me and made sure of the fact that I knew he didnt like her. And so now we are down to 2. Matt and Bill. Matt asked her out, they went out for a couple hours and then she wrote him a note saying she needed to know him better before this went any further. She only knew him one day before she learned he liked her. And then Bill has liked her for 6 months, but has yet to say something. He is one of those really quiet guys, and is too shy to say anything. Well, when he found out he probably missed his chance, he went to heidi to talk about it. You-Know-Who basically forced him to go ask DG out because she was rooting for him and LMS always has to have her way. So, he came over yesterday and both of them sat and stared at each other in total silence for about 10 minutes. He said something like "Wow this is awkward" a couple of times, but that was it. They made arrangements to talk today and never did.

So thats whats going on with her. Max is a nice guy, but he is a sexaholic...and a drinker...in a dorm that doesnt allow drinking, drugs, or smoking. LMS is so against drinking...and doesn't want to have sex until she is married. So they have some obstacles in their path.

Rikk has been thinking about Bob...local Bob for awhile now. He really is a nice guy. Rikk knows I change my opinion on him alot, but now that he is giving me some space, I like him alot more. He asked me if I wanted to go to florida with him and his family....for christmas and my birthday. It was sweet of him to ask though. He is the only one that ever seems to want to cheer me up, or even care about me. I love him...I do...

So, Im going to bed now. I have a crapload of stuff to do tommorow so I better rest up. I guess thats it for me Night everyone

Think about Florida anyway. I think you'd really enjoy it. But it's up to you.

[Rikk]

Ah, ZZ's convinced me. One step closer to another land...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Ah, ZZ's convinced me. One step closer to another land...

Nooooooooooo!!!

[lms2]

Zahzoo, I like your version of my life a lot better than mine!

[Rikk]

SHEEP OF THE WEEK, FRIDAY NOVEMBER 5

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Well, it's Friday. And that means it's time for another episode of SHEEP OF THE WEEK. This week, the Pen has been visited by a complete moron…a pest and retard that hasn’t posted here in months (unless this is an alias…not sure). He loves to jump in and attempt to shit on all of us by blabbering on about how we’re all “pathetic” for liking Dave after all this time. He actually reminds me of how FAB was just before she was banned at the Links.

Ladies and gentlemen (and sheep), I’m talking about SATAN BUSH. Now, I want to point out that this induction has nothing to do with this idiot’s political views. We all have differing political views, but this should not ever affect any decisions concerning our beloved woolly friends. This decision is 100% based on his opinions on none other than the best white frontman in music history: Diamond David Lee Roth.

Let’s sample some of this idiot’s work before I hand the microphone over to my administrators:

”Boy Dave can't sell out a free rest room toilet, but Sammy still has cohorts....”

By cohorts, do you mean middle-aged, fat, mullet-headed morons that drink away their welfare money on bad tequila and spend their children’s college fund on trips down to “the fuckin’ Cabo”? Frankly, I’ve never in real life met a true Red Head. A guitarist in my band once told me that Sammy Hagar Van Halen was BETTER than David Lee Roth Van Halen. He was replaced quite quickly.

“You people must be in a dream world. Have you SEEN Dave on stage lately???? Its totally laughable...an amazing joke. You can't take it seriously; he's depressing. Especially when he tries to SING. He used to be able to, 25 years ago. Example: ‘Tomorrow Never Knows’ from the last Dave album. One of the worst things ever recorded.”

Ever recorded, huh? Actually, I rather enjoyed his take on TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS. But you’re saying it’s one of the worst things ever recorded, huh? I guess that means you think it's worse than some of the following albums, thus killing your credibility here:













“Dave's last great singing was on the spanish version of ‘Eat 'Em & Smile’....everything after that has dreadful singing.”

What happened? Did the Spanish lullabies on that album give you a hard-on or something? Why do you single that one out as a good work any hate all the others? Maybe it invoked images of your past life. BTW, here you are at last year’s Mexican Gay Pride Parade:



And here are your three roommates on that trek, Jose, El Gwapo and Hank (they apparently also really enjoyed Dave’s voice on that Spanish album:



What kind of reunions do you enjoy anyway, SATAN BUSH?

“BlackSabbath with Dio was a good reunion in 1992...”

Oh…okay:



“I suppose that you think Dave on the wall in spandex looking gay as can be with socks in his pants is less silly than dungeons??????”

Here you are last week, playing Dungeons & Dragons with you’re a Jerry Garcia impersonator and your little brother:



Fact is, you have flown under the radar long enough.

I now turn you over to Bill, Bob and Matt.

“Bake him away, toys.”

[lms2]

Originally posted by lms2
Okay, so you are referring to the comment I made wherein I said I don't trust MAX?

I never said I had a reason not to trust him. I simply said I don't. I NEVER said that YOU shouldn't. Apparently you and Max are good friends. I respect that. I told you that at that time. I simply said that he is not my "friend". I don't feel like that needs any more explanation than that. I noticed a few things about him back in the day when we were conversing, and they caused me to not want to converse with him anymore. So I don't. Thats the end of that story. I felt like you should know that because you seemed to be under the impression that Max and I were great buds, and I didn't feel that way. Is that a crime? Is that so suspicious? I also told you that I don't ask my friends to choose... if you can handle that I am your friend and Max is your friend, but Max and I are not friends... cool, lets be friends, but if it is a problem for you, then so be it. I understand.

I said something similar to Stilleddiesangel... I hope she did not feel like I was telling her not to trust someone she has been friends with for years... I was just explaining to her that I am not part of some "team" in these forums. I like her. I hope she likes me, but if her, or diamondsgirl liking me is dependent upon my being part of that team... to hell with it. I am not a real good team player.

Some people use terms like "friends" and "love" and "im sorry" and never really give it much thought what these things mean. I am not one of them. Comments that are posted in threads for all the world to see, are just that. Comments, its a message board. There are people I like, people whose posts I enjoy reading, etc. They are not real to me. When it starts going to private messages, conversing regularly, sharing thoughts and feelings, I get involved. I start giving a shit about who they are...how they feel. It stops being a "just" a message board for me. Those people become "friends". Do I really need to go on about the difference?

So Rikk is speechless? That has to be a first.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by lms2
So Rikk is speechless? That has to be a first.

Eh, I guess I don't really care enough. Sorry.

It's really no big deal. MAX is my friend. A lot of people are posters. MAX is my friend. Telling me that I shouldn't be so quick to trust him will inevitably make me a little upset and also make me suspicious.

[Matt White]

Satan Bush, ass-bandit supreme, Welcome to your new home! Embrace the PEN you Hagar lovin' Cocksucker!!!

[Matt White]

It's official! Our friends in the animal kingdom ALL hate Satan Bush!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You FUCK-STICK!!!