The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey bitch, you're in trouble now! Everyone, let me introduce Biff, the pen's new attack dog! This little fucker was locked in a room and forced to listen to the entire Van Hagar and Sammy solo catalog for a straight month.........needless to say he's now more than willing to kill any sheep that crosses his path!!!!!!!!!!!!! Carl......you've got some competition dude..........SHIT Rikk turn off the Japanese Balance album, you're riling him up!

Hold on...I'm just getting to the solo in CAN'T STOP LOVIN' YOU. Biff is foaming at the mouth, and right now Carl is dragging Van Herpes into the field 20 feet from Biff.

Give VAN HERPES a 10-second head start...then we'll release Biff.

[baltimoreoriole]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Take that up with him, but if you love Spam juice, you need to stay in the sheep pen until you realize that Sammy is done with Van Halen and is now back with his Waboritas.

For real man if you go over to redrocker.com, you would never know Sammy sang with VH until you ran down every link. All you see is Waborita stuff. Sammy and Eddie hate each other in the worst way. They're done dude, admit it an move on! And then maybe you'll take on reformed sheep status.

Out here.

OK.....
Sammy is done.
Waboritas are Sammy's band not Van Halen
They are done dude.
I admit it.
{Moved on}

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Oh and by the way, you must be a REAL Orioles fan since you're ready to follow another team........... Well at least you still have your Wham! albums........they'll always be there for you on those cold nights right?!

Jesus, Bill...look what we found underneath B.O.'s bunk during cabin inspection last night...















We'll have to take him down for an evening with Biff in the 10x10 basement.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by baltimoreoriole
OK.....
Sammy is done.
Waboritas are Sammy's band not Van Halen
They are done dude.
I admit it.
{Moved on}

Is this a breakthrough?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Jesus, Bill...look what we found underneath B.O.'s bunk during cabin inspection last night...















We'll have to take him down for an evening with Biff in the 10x10 basement.

That's fucking funny!:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by baltimoreoriole
Tell me why shoving a gerbal up my ass would be fun? I have never heard of this. But up in Buffalo, this must be commonplace. Sooo, tell me. What is it like shoveing a gerbal up your ass? Is it fun? Don't they bite? Would it not be cheaper to use mice?

This is the man you should be forwarding your gerbil/anal questions to...:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
won't happen...you just achieved the lifetime membership...

First lifetime membership we've ever granted, actually.

No matter what he does... I mean it. Body Odor could be solely responsible for getting Dave and Eddie back together and in the same band. And he'd still remain in the SHEEP PEN for the rest of his life.

[Nickdfresh]

Rikk runs a tight ship er...pen!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yes, I have it. Who the fuck doesnt?! These are Sammy Hagar fan forums right? Oh have I been tricked........it says Sa........oh wait Roth army Forums!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!! No wonder everyone here isnt talking about commitments and pussy farts!!! Sammy......HELLPP!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A SAMMY HAGAR FORUM!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

SHIT!!!!!

OH MY GOD...I'VE BEEN DUPED!!! WHY DID I PLACE THIS PEN HERE????

SOMEBODY GET ME MY JAPANESE BALANCE IMPORT CD!!!! I NEED A FIX OF STRUNG OUT OR NOT ENOUGH OR ANOTHER REALLY GAY SONG SUNG BY SAMMY HAGAR .

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Rikk runs a tight ship er...pen!

Ship, pen...it's just about where we put the sheep.

And it's about where this man puts the gerbils...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A SAMMY HAGAR FORUM!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

SHIT!!!!!

OH MY GOD...I'VE BEEN DUPED!!! WHY DID I PLACE THIS PEN HERE????

SOMEBODY GET ME MY JAPANESE BALANCE IMPORT CD!!!! I NEED A FIX OF STRUNG OUT OR NOT ENOUGH OR ANOTHER REALLY GAY SONG SUNG BY SAMMY HAGAR .

Try "Feel So Good!" The Pentagon uses that one to torure captured al-Qaida prisoners. Though subjecting terrorists to that song is a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Shit that's my "The Fags" album!!!!! Rikk, wasnt MAX the bassist/pool boy on that album? I think he may also have been the main "horn blower" as well.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I hope Poop Boy learns his lesson and never reaches for the Live Without a Net dvd again! (Nice rings Poop Boy )

[Rikk]

Originally posted by baltimoreoriole
Why do i have to be gay?? I sure didn't adopt the three little kids living in my home w/ my wife.

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
but they look like the milkman...

No, actually they look like this guy...



And this is Baltimore's wife...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Shit that's my "The Fags" album!!!!! Rikk, wasnt MAX the bassist/pool boy on that album? I think he may also have been the main "horn blower" as well.

No, BILL, you're mistaken.

THIS is the band that MAX was the bassist/pool-boy/hornblower/cherry-picker for...