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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20569

    Ahhhhhh, guys? Carl's Uncle ED wants to help out preparing the THANKSGIVING MEAL for the SHEEP PEN staff. I told him "No Thanks.", but keep an eye on him. Uncle Ed is a bit of a "'nutter" if you know what I mean. EEWWWWWW!!!

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      Carl was up early today, working on the Thanksgiving dinner. I tried to tell him that most people DON'T have lamb today, but he wouldn't listen!!! He said that "those fucking Van Hagar pussies gotta be good for somethin'."

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49394

        We have more Bahamian SHEEEP!!! Roam'in OFF!!!!!!!!! They need to learn to:
        Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-25-2004, 11:35 AM.

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16518

          Originally posted by Matt White
          Carl was up early today, working on the Thanksgiving dinner. I tried to tell him that most people DON'T have lamb today, but he wouldn't listen!!! He said that "those fucking Van Hagar pussies gotta be good for somethin'."
          Who is that he's cutting up, Matt? I did not give permission to slaughter...uh...liberate Roboanus yet.

          I want answers!
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            Originally posted by Rikk
            "I did not give permission"
            Uh, Rikk, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Carl was getting uneasy with the SHEEP threatening him with a Japanese Balance Listening Party....and he snapped. Roboanus won't popin' off to anybody again. EVER. Carl is kinda sensitive like that.

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            • Rikk
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 16518

              Originally posted by Matt White
              Uh, Rikk, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Carl was getting uneasy with the SHEEP threatening him with a Japanese Balance Listening Party....and he snapped. Roboanus won't popin' off to anybody again. EVER. Carl is kinda sensitive like that.
              Look, Carl...the sheep deserve some sort of treat. We've been putting Cabo Wabo Shitquila in the troughs all week, and I promised them a Japanese Balance CD listening party. Christ, it's Thanksgiving. Two of the morons (SCOTT TORONTO and POOP BOY) have already made a CROSSING OVER banner for the "event".

              If Carl is getting worked up, give him some alone time with Kid Vegas. That'll satiate him.

              Roth Army Militia

              Originally posted by WARF
              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575

                Holy crap. I've been perusing some of this thread & realized it's hit over 5900 posts...

                Crazy, Rikk, crazy.

                Quite possibly one of the best threads in Roth Army history.
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                • DavidLeeNatra
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10715

                  Originally posted by Hecubus
                  Holy crap. I've been perusing some of this thread & realized it's hit over 5900 posts...

                  Crazy, Rikk, crazy.

                  Quite possibly one of the best threads in Roth Army history.
                  at least the longest...
                  Roth Army Icon
                  First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20569

                    THe only problem for the PEN is that the number of Hagar SHEEP dwindles everyday. Just look at the FLEECE THE SHEEP 2004 tour. 5,000 people in Ark show up?!?
                    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
                    Un-FUCKING-believable!!!
                    EVH can go back to his day job!!!

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569

                      Carl!!! How did you let SpamisanAsshole escape from the pen?!? Shape up mister!!! Get that fucker back in where he belongs!!!

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                      • Rikk
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 16518

                        Originally posted by Hecubus
                        Quite possibly one of the best threads in Roth Army history.
                        Much obliged, Hec. Much obliged!
                        Roth Army Militia

                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                        • Bill Lumbergh
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5472

                          Originally posted by Rikk
                          Much obliged, Hec. Much obliged!
                          I agree, guwapos posts always helped me get to sleep on those restless nights!

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                          • Rikk
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 16518

                            Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                            I agree, guwapos posts always helped me get to sleep on those restless nights!
                            LOL...yes. They were soothing in a non-offensive, boring, unfunny and uncreative way.:D
                            Roth Army Militia

                            Originally posted by WARF
                            Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                            • Bill Lumbergh
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5472

                              Originally posted by Rikk
                              LOL...yes. They were soothing in a non-offensive, boring, unfunny and uncreative way.:D
                              Guwapo.........the Richard Marx of the Roth army Forums..........why do I have a sudden urge to take a walk in the hills?

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49394

                                We have more sheep in the den of ol' Army of Roth! LSD, he has to take that shit just to swallow all that Spam juice and Van Hagar concerts. And DaveIsWashedUp, I'm sorry that I wasted him without Pen approval, but his lies were very aggravating!

                                But it's ok, I allowed him to watch Live Without a Net one more time before I strung his ass up and butchered him!

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