The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
'Cause she knows Rikk's a 'CHUBBY CHASER!"

That's right. Minimum 400 lbs. per woman, plus she has to show me a contract proving she was once on a "crane-removal" episode of Jerry Springer.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
That's right. Minimum 400 lbs. per woman, plus she has to show me a contract proving she was once on a "crane-removal" episode of Jerry Springer.

YIKES!

[Rikk]

Bro, just kidding. I'm really not into fat chicks.

[Matt White]

WOW!!!
Look at the MESS in here! IGOR! Get to work , ya old bastard! we need to get this place into shape before voting on the SOTW!!!!

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
Bro, just kidding. I'm really not into fat chicks.

sure

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey you fuckers! No, Carl didnt kill me..........I just had a little "accident" in the torture chamber with two nuns, Amber Frey, and the snake pit. I know about Rikk's plan to replace me with a mannequin, but I'm onto his fucking plot! Go analyze Amsterdam some more Rikky! Seriously, I've been sick as fuck the last few weeks, and I'm only now feeling a bit better. I'll be back full force Monday morning..........oh, will somebody feed Biff for fucks sake!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
sure

Okay. I confess. I fucked your mom twice and both of your sisters three times each in the ass.

But that's it.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey you fuckers! No, Carl didnt kill me..........I just had a little "accident" in the torture chamber with two nuns, Amber Frey, and the snake pit. I know about Rikk's plan to replace me with a mannequin, but I'm onto his fucking plot! Go analyze Amsterdam some more Rikky! Seriously, I've been sick as fuck the last few weeks, and I'm only now feeling a bit better. I'll be back full force Monday morning..........oh, will somebody feed Biff for fucks sake!

Actually, I found out about your "sickness", Bill. And all I have to say is that you should spend far less time in those seedy parts of the city, getting diseases you can't understand. Why, just the other day I was consulting my Sammy Hagar book of proverbs, and he states in the Book of Cabo, Verse 51, that you can never trust a gay man with a green penis. I had to listen closely to LIVE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW to understand the full meaning of this. But in the end, we decided to punish you by letting you sleep in ROBOANUS's bunk for a week.

Disgusting puke.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey you fuckers! No, Carl didnt kill me..........I just had a little "accident" in the torture chamber with two nuns, Amber Frey, and the snake pit. I know about Rikk's plan to replace me with a mannequin, but I'm onto his fucking plot! Go analyze Amsterdam some more Rikky! Seriously, I've been sick as fuck the last few weeks, and I'm only now feeling a bit better. I'll be back full force Monday morning..........oh, will somebody feed Biff for fucks sake!

Welcome back Bill! I was worried that you ended up in the "BARBECUE!" Glad to here you're feelin' better. Did you have the kind of sickness where the doctor has to whack yer' johnson with a rubber mallot to clean out the puss? 'Cause I really, really hate that! Remember to use the "dipstick smell test" next time!:confused:

[Rikk]

Wow, she sure is purty...

[Nickdfresh]

Man this place is TRASHED!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Wow, she sure is purty...

Yup.....

How many comduns should one wear befur fucking her?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Yup.....

How many comduns should one wear befur fucking her?

I never wer condums. Still cant figur oot why I have so menny kids, though.

[Nickdfresh]

How manie bags shoud go on her hed?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
How manie bags shoud go on her hed?

Not too manie bags. I neede sum bags fer my guns.