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  • Blacklisted
    Banned
    • Sep 2004
    • 665

    Hahahah that picture is hilarious.

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49567

      Originally posted by Blacklisted
      Hahahah that picture is hilarious.
      They are! Biff and Ed are getting me in a festive mood. I think I am going to trim a sheep...er tree today!

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20569

        Just beware of the Grinch!!!
        BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
        Stealing CHRISTMAS since 1985!!!

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        • tjvhou812
          Full Member Status

          • Mar 2004
          • 4216

          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
          everytime I see those white pants it reminds me of the 1996 VMA's and I get pissed...
          i guess snotra wanted to get in to those pants, but got turned down
          Originally posted by RIKK

          Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49567

            Eddie Van Grinchlen only cares about one thing at Christmas!




            Grinch Lyrics

            You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

            You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
            You really are a heel.
            You're as cuddly as a cactus,
            You're as charming as an eel.
            Mr. Grinch.

            You're a bad banana
            With a greasy black peel.

            You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
            Your heart's an empty hole.
            Your brain is full of spiders,
            You've got garlic in your soul.
            Mr. Grinch.

            I wouldn't touch you, with a
            thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

            You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
            You have termites in your smile.
            You have all the tender sweetness
            Of a seasick crocodile.
            Mr. Grinch.

            Given the choice between the two of you
            I'd take the seasick crockodile.

            You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
            You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
            Your heart is full of unwashed socks
            Your soul is full of gunk.
            Mr. Grinch.

            The three words that best describe you,
            are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

            You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
            You're the king of sinful sots.
            Your heart's a dead tomato splot
            With moldy purple spots,
            Mr. Grinch.

            Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
            with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
            rubbish imaginable,
            Mangled up in tangled up knots.

            You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
            With a nauseaus super-naus.
            You're a crooked jerky jockey
            And you drive a crooked horse.
            Mr. Grinch.

            You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
            sandwich
            With arsenic sauce.
            Last edited by Nickdfresh; 12-11-2004, 01:21 PM.

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            • tjvhou812
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4216

              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
              "Okay sheep, we'll let you in from the cold and allow you to have some Cabo tequila to warm your wet wool with while we throw on a complentary Japanese "Balance" CD for you. Would that warm you up?
              Just make sure you put on some nice lotion to soften your skin and don't forget to pet Precious."
              hey nick, hows the wife and my 3 kids.....

              now shut the fuck up, and go listen to 1 of your green day cd's
              Originally posted by RIKK

              Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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              • Nickdfresh
                SUPER MODERATOR

                • Oct 2004
                • 49567

                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                hey nick, hows the wife and my 3 kids.....

                now shut the fuck up, and go listen to 1 of your green day cd's
                She says you have a very small penis sheep and to wake her up the next time before you rape her!

                Now go cruise the internet looking for other guys who wan to get into EVH's "painter-pants" real bad! I suggest the Links because they all seem really gay over there from what little I read..
                Last edited by Nickdfresh; 12-11-2004, 01:31 PM.

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                • tjvhou812
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4216

                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                  She says you have a very small penis sheep and to wake her up the next time before you rape her!

                  Now go cruise the internet looking for other guys who wan to get into EVH's "painter-pants" real bad!
                  that wasnt my penis, the bitch was so wide, i had too use my arm...

                  and i think i lost my watch inside her....

                  if your ever poking around in there, see if you can find it...thanks

                  now go put your dookie cd in..and shut the fuck up
                  Originally posted by RIKK

                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49567

                    Originally posted by tjvhou812
                    that wasnt my penis, the bitch was so wide, i had too use my arm...

                    and i think i lost my watch inside her...if your ever poking around in there, see if you can find it...thanks.


                    Uhh...That was my dog's ass. That's why he had a pink Swatch in his big steamy, festuring pile of shit! Thank's for traumatizing him you retarded fuck! And I'll send you back you VOA copy since you dropped it in my house while sodomizing my dog.





                    now go put your dookie cd in..and shut the fuck up

                    Anything Green does/did is far better than anything useless screeching Sammy ever did! So fire up those OU82 Monsters of Gayness tour bootlegs and have a Merry Christmas!
                    Last edited by Nickdfresh; 12-11-2004, 02:28 PM.

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569

                      EVH: "No CLASSIC VAN HALEN.....EVER!!!"
                      AVH: "Ruff!"

                      The EdGrinch & his diabolical dog SHEMP, denying Classic VAN HALEN fans
                      everywhere what they want for CHRISTMAS.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567

                        New SHEEP alert! PSYCHO7244 is on the troll, stirring shit up, in his search for the elusive!

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                        • Blacklisted
                          Banned
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 665

                          PSYCHO7244 is one gay looking sheep.

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            So, your saying that he LOVES the wooly stuff, huh?
                            HAHA!!!!

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                            • Blacklisted
                              Banned
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 665

                              Hahahahah totally. Farmyard tested.... Classic.. LOL

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49567

                                That cunt stole the SHEEP PEN cell phone and ran up the charges to this number! WTF!?

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