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More Sheep. Keyboard_Man has grown weary of trying to molest pre-teens at his AOL chatroom and has seen fit to sing the praises of Van Gaygar!
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Which thread is this Keyboard_man located in?Comment
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VAN HAGAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!Comment
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Sammy Hagar is one fat bastard....
Oh sorry wrong thread.Comment
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Close, but not quite. Spammy is a leader of SHEEp. And, he's fat. And SUCKS DOG BALLS.Originally posted by thefive
Sammy Hagar is one fat bastard....
Oh sorry wrong thread.Comment
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"Help! I havent had my daily beating/torture session yet!!!! Who's minding the fucking store here?! Fuckin' slackers...."Comment
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Not to worry Bill! The boys are hard at work!!!
CARL!!! DOUBLE-TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!Comment
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Ed, you're five minutes late goddamnit! No entrails and lungs for YOU tonight!Comment
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YEAH!!! And you can't watch "How the EDGrinch Stole Christmas" either!!!
Now get to SHEARIN!!!!Comment
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And while you're at it, pick your fuckin' toys up Ed........Comment
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Round up all those "ENABLERS"!!! All the SHEEP who went to see the 2004 tour debacle. Those fuckers need to be flogged again before the Holiday spirit keeps us from punishing them for a few days.
Merle!!! Put down that Slider!!! There's mutton on the plate!!!Comment
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Fuck! Where have they been hiding the royalties!?????!!!!! BIFF! CALLING BIFF!Comment
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I was goin' through the SHEEP PEN resumes and I must say that Ed is one hell of a find, uh...like literally!
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Where has Rikk been the past couple of days?Comment
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Rikk's been busy with Greta, going over under-cover operations.
I myself have my own mission. I meet these three young ladies who don't really know much about CLASSIC VAN HALEN. I tried to explain to them that "There's a little VAN HALEN in everybody", but they just didn't get my meaning. So, I'm gonna have to "borrow" the Pen rumpus room for a few hours to get something straightened out between us!!! Hold my calls!!!Comment
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