The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Um, excuse me for chiming in here, but as a sheep pen admin, I'd REALLY FUCKING LIKE TO SEE 3LRS POSTS IN THE SHEEP PEN FORUM SO IF ITS AT ALL FUCKING POSSIBLE LETS NOT FUCKING EDIT EVERY FUCKING THING UNDER THE COCK-SUCKING SUN, IS THAT FUCKING OK OR IS THE FUCKING POWER TRIP GETTING A LITTLE TOO EXCITING?

THANK FUCKING YOU.

[Three Lock Rock]

whats the matter, bueno bob, somebody got your panties in a bunch? not to fear, flappo just fears everything i posts and deletes it before it scares him too badly. i wouldnt worry about him, id worry about YOU.


three lock rock

david who?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
whats the matter, bueno bob, somebody got your panties in a bunch? not to fear, flappo just fears everything i posts and deletes it before it scares him too badly. i wouldnt worry about him, id worry about YOU.


three lock rock

david who?

OK, dipshit, the gloves are off. You just signed your Roth Army Forum death warrant.

[bueno bob]

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT TOMORROW MORNING, WE WILL BE INDUCTING A BRAND NEW SHEEP TO THE PEN.
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This week, we of the Sheep Pen are proud to announce that our new victim will be none other than the one and only THREE LOCK ROCK!

Three Lock Rock has been here for a very short time now, but in that time he has managed to pollute many of our threads with his senseless, inane, nearly unintelligible ranting of pro Hagar salutes such as:

"I'm gay!"

"My mother is a whore!"

"I'm secretly in love with my sister!"

"Sheep are hot!"

"I don't understand the music of Van Halen at all!"

"Star Wars sucks!"


He's had many hits in the time he's been here and he's pissed off quite a few people. I, Bueno Bob, am happy to announce that, come tomorrow, Three Lock Rock will take his place among the worst posters that the Roth Army has had the displeasure to stomach. It's an elite crew and Three Lock Rock has definitely earned his place among them.

Stay tuned to this thread tomorrow 'cuz it WON'T be pretty, it WON'T be nice, and it WON'T BE FRIENDLY.

But it will be good!

[Nickdfresh]

Oh THREE HOLE INPUT! You are so very fucking owned! Enjoy the taste of the grass you graze, for every bite may be your last!

As we speak, CARL, ED, and IGOR a cunstructing a special "restricitve enviroment" for you. Nevermind the cattleprods, electroshock machine, the plyers, bonesaw, scalpel, M-4 assault carbine, hydrochloric acid, BILL LUMBERGH's special leather raping helmet & nipple clamps set, and BUENO BOB's special "condums," marked "For Use on Sheep Only."

Oh boy, you may want to write a goodbye letter to your family.

[bueno bob]

Start it with these words:

"Last Will and Testament of Three Lock Rock".

Proceed to give away everything you own. You won't be needing it

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
dont worry nickdfresh i'll own everything on this site in due time. wait til the next van halen/hagar album(s) come out and youll all see the light. every time they release one, more and more rothtards wake up and see the reality...sooner or later, david will have nothing left which is exactly what hes earned!

Does this guy think he's a prophet?

I really don't think any real Roth fan would want to enjoy to that processed, synthesized, fake, chessey, predictable piece of shit that is Van Hagar.

[Matt White]

Gentlemen, do your duty.

[bueno bob]

Lets take a look at a few of Three Inch Cocks greatest hits to begin with! Here's one of my favorites...

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ive seen van halen and sammy enough times to know plenty about them (close to 30 for both). i have every single bootleg known to exist (except for the stupid solo roth shit, i dont want that), cd, video or otherwise. id say i know my van halen, and id say that solo roth and even roth with halen sucked donkeys. david should thank god he had eddies coattails to ride on in the early days or else you could all go worship him at the gas station he worked at.

in fact, considering where his so-called 'career' is at these days, youll probably see him there soon enough anyway, right?

fuck, what a bunch of losers.


three lock rock

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Guess what shitbrain? YOU ARE A CUNT!!!

[bueno bob]

This is Three Inch Cocks very first post here, an all time classic that will live forever in the Roth Armys history as some of the dumbest fucking crap ever written by a Hagar polesmoker. Let's review!

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oh my god you guys are so freaking hilarious. all of you brownosers have your heads so far up davids ass its sickening. you guys are all stuck so far back in 1984 its pathetic. sammy hagar, the red rocker himself, made van halen so much BETTER than they ever were with that spandex wearing fool doing karate kicks and swordfights with himself and god knows all. what an idiot - i mean, seriously, when was the last time ANYBODY understood anything roth had to say in an interview? the guys such a pompous ass he takes over the interviews and nobody can get a question in! thats why davids such a joke when it comes to rock and roll and will be remembered for nothing else other than being a total buffoon that makes an ass out of himself on any given occasion. at least with sammy van halen grew musically beyond the whole sex and girls things.

you guys are totally stupid. go crank up the loverboy and knock yourselfs out because 1984 aint coming back!

signed,

three lock rock


sammy 4 eva!!
david who?

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Sammy 4Eva? Oh, you must be into Britney and Christina as well. I see. Perhaps you can explain to me HOW, during your first post here, you said wanted to discuss Hagar vs. Roth intelligently?

BECAUSE IT AIN'T HERE, DIPSHIT!

[bueno bob]

"Hunt him down and fuck him up!"

[bueno bob]

Here's one of my personal favorites...

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or, just dont bother registering at all since the only thing here worth reading are the posts of three lock rock.



three lock rock

david who?

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You've got some kinda balls coming in here and ranting on and on about your homosexual self. Unfortunately, it hasn't been impressive as of this point, but if you keep it up, perhaps you'll still be a drippy cunt.

[bueno bob]

I googled Three Lock Rock with a 3 Inch Cock and look what I found!

[bueno bob]

Now....Three Inch Cock....go jack off to this before your head explodes.

[bueno bob]

Three Cocks Rock is almost....