The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Greetings from the Sheep Pen!

[bueno bob]

Sent to me via PM from Three Lock Rock:

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"I'm gay, dude, really. Shouldn't matter too much, it's really about the music, right? And the music is whats important, not which way I swing. My boyfriend enjoys Sammy, too, so we pretty well see eye to eye on that. And yeah, so what? WE DO live with my Mom and she is TOTALLY SUPPORTIVE of my chosen lifestyle, which is a lot more than you can say for a lot of parents of gay people. And yeah, you can trust me, the Audi is SERIOUSLY hot!"

[bueno bob]

You just don't get much gayer, do you 3 Inch Cock?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[bueno bob]

HA HA! Look at this picture from Three Limp Pricks youth!

[bueno bob]

Three Lock Rock is now....

[bueno bob]

I will return and own you more later.

Fag.

Until then, our fine gentlemen here (Carl, Merle, Ed, The Doc and Will) will be more than happy to keep you company.

Go graze, bitch.

[Nickdfresh]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
there was nothing redundant about best of both worlds.

No, just retarded. They include SPAMMY singing three ROTH era tunes that he could never sing well anyway, and a condenced shit list of four, mostly God-awful albums by real VAN HALEN standards.

all of you rothtards were always screaming for two cd best of set so that you could compare the best of david (hahahaha, like he's ever sang on anything considerably 'the best') against the best of sammy (which must have been really hard to track down).

I don't want any SPAM to contaminate ROTH's legacy. The shit on the BOBW, the three new tunes which I mad the mistake of downloading are fucking terrible and have that 'been laying around, off-the-shelf, canned' feel to them. And I haven't 'screamed' for anything from this band since it ain't got ROTH, (not that they are really with SAM either SHEEP). I've boycotted them since the terrifyingly dull F.U.C.K.(you) album came out, they took a year to make that piece of shit? Goddamn, I wonder what they could do with DAVE after a year in the studio?

you should thank eddie for best of both worlds because you finally got your opportunity.

I thank Edward for nothing, I've subsidized his addictions far too long! The fucker ought to thank ME, by putting out some live, studio mixed and released Classic Van Halen!

and if it was such a redundant album, why did it sell so many copies? oh yeah, the 3 ROCKIN NEW SONGS with sammy on them!

It didn't! It's barely gone Platnum. Pretty terrible for a best of album by a supposedly legacy band like VAN HA---! Besides, it's in a bargain bin near you, and used as a free give away promotional tool! Yeah, those are some hotcakes there bitch!

god you guys can be so stupid. youre such a bunch of losers. even with the truth right in front of you you still pretend that its not the case. what they call people like that where i'm from is 'moronic dipshits'. if the suit fits...

three lock rock [/B]

Hey, suck it wingnut! Go back to your trailer park and fantisize about your gay, flaming pink BARBIE edition AUDI you clown!

[Golden AWe]

is this lou or three cock cock?

[ASDF125250]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Thats a lie you guys! My cock is ATLEAST 3 and a half inches!

My apologies...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ASDF125250
My apologies...

I've been having some, ahem, e-mail "chats" with him today...seems as if he didn't care for much of what I had to say in the Sheep Pen...and...I'd be really surprised if he's got balls enough to show up here anymore. He's been...ahem...owned, I believe the expression is?

[ASDF125250]

five stars for you bob.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I've been having some, ahem, e-mail "chats" with him today...seems as if he didn't care for much of what I had to say in the Sheep Pen...and...I'd be really surprised if he's got balls enough to show up here anymore. He's been...ahem...owned, I believe the expression is?

MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I've been having some, ahem, e-mail "chats" with him today...seems as if he didn't care for much of what I had to say in the Sheep Pen...and...I'd be really surprised if he's got balls enough to show up here anymore. He's been...ahem...owned, I believe the expression is?

I'm damn glad to hear his punk ass won't be around here anymore Bob. He's probably on the red-eye to Cabo as we speak. What a jackass that guy was. I'm glad you ran him off Bob. Muy Bueno!

Nickd - Love the new avatar!

I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

[bueno bob]

Thank you, thank you...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
is this lou or three cock cock?

Wouldn't LOU have a superman cape & White cowboy hat?!?