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"Turn around, Bright eyes.............every now and then I fall apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Neither, I decided to be creative. One word....TAXIDERMY!:D
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Sometimes I go to the freezer for a wank!
Cold Ethyl
One thing
I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met
last night
making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be - 'cuz Ethyl's dead!
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
One thing
it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything
is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooooh... so cold...
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til
ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise!
Alice Cooper
(from Welcome To My Nightmare)
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Thank you, thank you.Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
this has to be one of the most successful threads on the site
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No, BIFF's just being a lazy motionless fuck again!Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
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:D Got it Bill!!! Just more covert operations going on!!Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Thanks for the compliment Matt.........don't worry, one day YOU TOO can reach that level!
"No Senator! I have NO KNOWLEDGE of ANY SHEEP PEN HIT SQUAD activity in CAMBODIA, LOAS, or Indo-China!!!"Comment
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Gone to lunch...Comment
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Ed says lunch time is over bitches! Get back to shearin!'
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Wheee!!!!Originally posted by Nickdfresh
[B]Ed says lunch time is over bitches! Get back to shearin!'
We need a candidate for this Friday. Do we have any nominees thus far?Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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yes, in fact it is so successful that Mezro has dedicated a thread to its founder, Rikk. !!!Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
this has to be one of the most successful threads on the site,is there any that have lasted longer???
HuRRray!
The thread can be found right out side the door to the pen....“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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ED! Carl!
Get the PEN cleaned up fellas! I know the 4th celebration was off the hook...but lookat the place!!!Comment
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Again, we need some suggestions. Let's kick a little ass around here come Friday, give us all some work.
Should we elect someone here? Or maybe...just maybe...should we invade and start the aformentioned Sheep Pen Empire?
Ideas? Come on folks, earn your fuckin' keep, let's go...Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Isn't there a douche bag of a SHEEP that invaded the "SAMMY" thread? Let's kill him! No, let's torture him and let ROBOANUS anally rape him first.Comment
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Originally posted by bueno bob
Again, we need some suggestions. Let's kick a little ass around here come Friday, give us all some work.
Should we elect someone here? Or maybe...just maybe...should we invade and start the aformentioned Sheep Pen Empire?
Ideas? Come on folks, earn your fuckin' keep, let's go...
Let's do it ALL and then some you lazy fuck!Comment
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Oh, just go back to your George Michael cassettes, shitheadOriginally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Let's do it ALL and then some you lazy fuck!
Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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