The Sheep Pen

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by NAHTAN
WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF COMEBACK? ONLY A DUMBASS LIKE YOU WOULD BE ON YOUR KNEES FOR A NO TALENT BITCH LIKE DLR. SAMMY HAGAR RULES. ADMIT IT!

First of all fuckstump, try hitting this on your keyboard:


Second of all, SAMMY is a half-wit douchebag whose appeal extends to the terminally uncool.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by NAHTAN
OOH. BIG WORDS FROM SUCH A LITTLE PERSON! TRY LOOKING UP THE MEANING OF QUAINT BEFORE YOU USE IT AND CHECK YOUR SPELLING ON ASPHYXIATE NEXT TIME. STUPID ASS. LOL

Did you intentionally misspell your username, "NAHTAN" instead of "NATHAN?" Perhaps this was a tribute to SAM's tube-steak gluttony?


I can tell you really like SAM McHAGAR.

[MAX]

Yup Nick,

I was thinkin' the same thing. This sheep's true inspiration tis' the cock.



Much like the majority of Spam fans, this little one tis' most definitely suffering from wee-wee envy amongst many other things.

Shall we shear the sick cunt or just make a 99 cent cheap gyro day outa "him?"

[Nickdfresh]

Hey MAX, this cunt is a witless bore that is even less interesting than his her SPAMMY GAYGAR. I'm sure glad he found his home here right away.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by NAHTAN
I REALLY LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL TOO! HE'S A MAN'S MAN, BY GOD!

I'm sure you'd know all about it...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Speaking of starting with you, are you EVAAAA going to reg heeya? www.tommythayersucks.com ???

Let the shin kicking commence....

I only saw max and rbj over there, is anyone else signed up?

[diamondsgirl]

when are we taking this feild trip?

[bueno bob]

* * * * MAJOR SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHITHEADS! LISTEN UP!!! * * * *

We are getting a HEAVY influx of Hagar's Sheep Shit Fans infiltrating our Army! This time it's put up or shut up, you mother fuckers! You call yourselves SHEEP PEN ADMINISTRATORS? Then GET THE FUCK OUT THERE AND ADMINISTRATE!!! EARN YOUR KEEP!!!

I expect, no, I DEMAND to see some fucking sheering going on. I have set your example by a vicious, rude, uncivil and totally hostile assault on Toni Montana and kicked that pussy's ass into oblivion up in Main - FOLLOW MY LEAD, TROOPS!

[bueno bob]

LET'S GO!!!

[bueno bob]

These are your targets:

1. TONI MONTANA;

2. DLR SUCKS;

3. NAHTAN.

Destroy them.

That is all.

[bueno bob]

* * * UPDATE * * *

Thanks to yours truly and several others (Guwapo most specifically), I have helped (albeit a bit late in the game) to raid the sammyhagar.net forums and wreck the fucking place. The mission has been a success! The new name for sammyhagar.net forums is "The Roth Army House of Porn", as announced in the "Hagar's Own Version" thread in main.

Troops - if you would like to head over there and spam the place into oblivion with your own porn, feel free to do so at your leisure! The place is ripe for the looting, and the battle is winding down.

In the meantime, if any of their chedheads make their way over here in some suicidal effort to turn the tide, show no mercy - give no quarter. Take no prisoners - take no shit (as the man said...). You know the routine.

Let's mop up the mess, kids.

[bueno bob]

OK, kids - whoever gets here first, keep the battle up...give me hourly progress reports, but, uh...since I'm going to bed now, just leave them in my in-box and I'll get to them later. Bill, I want those blue prints ready before the day's out...and poop boy, I needed that coffee YESTERDAY...

Where's Carl when you need him? Will? Merle?

Ed?

Doc?

Igor?

Coz?

God damn, EVERYBODY'S in action. OK, out for now - reports expected later!

Goodnight..................

[Matt White]

CARL!!! You fucker....GET OVER HERE!!!

You've got your prey...Nahtan is a transformer....you'll enjoy torturing him/her......just make sure you leave enough of 'em so the Doc & Ed have a turn....YOU SICK FUCKERS YOU!!!

[Matt White]

THata Boy CARL!!!

Bring'em right into the PEN CHAMBERS!

He'll/She'll struggle a bit.....pay 'em no heed!

[bueno bob]

Matt, you're elected! Get yer ass over to sammyhagar.net and spam those forums with porn.

Since they're Hagar loving fags (is there any other type?), consider it a community service of the Sheep Pen in action!

You're in charge, I'm out. Good night!