Wisconsin Schools to bring back Creationism

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Why not crackdown on those men?

True. That's the same mentality as the Taliban guys in Afghanistan who beat up women because their ANKLES were visible from underneath their birkas (sic?).

[DaveIsKing]

BIGOTS??

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??

[Viking]

Personally, I'm not a fundamentalist Christian that reads into the Bible literally in places. I think that we're part of a Divine Plan, and that evolution - such as it is - is part of that plan. I don't deny that we are created In His Image, but I don't deny that He put the brontasaurus here before we arrived, as well. The entire mystery is too deep for humans to wrap their minds around, methinks. I guess we'll just have to wait until the flesh finally fails us to learn the answers.

[DaveIsKing]

I'm a heretic myself.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by jhale667
You know what's REALLY weird for someone raised as a Catholic? Go to an Evangelical service, where everyone's SCREAMING, and the preacher's YELLING...what a trip that was! I must've looked like a deer in the headlights to the rest of the congregation. I was only like 10 or so, and I was TERRIFIED.

My brother went to a Lutheran school for a year and they had this service at the beginning of the school year. Nothing too new for us because I went to a Lutheran high school. The services my high school would have were similar to Catholic Mass, except I didn't know any of the hymns, there were no readings from the Bible, we didn't have to kneel, and there was no Communion. But other than that...lol

So we go to the church attached to his new school and inside there were pews and Bibles on the back of them. New thing for me. So anyway, they start playing music, have us stand and they all start singing -- for a good hour. Random songs, some of them just written recently by Christian artists. The married couple in front of us is making out IN A CHURCH! They made us swing our arms like we were in a concert, they had some guy playing guitar, another drums. Meanwhile, my family is standing still looking around like we were lost, even my father who Congregationalist.

The best part was the couple making out. If that were to happen in my church...

[jhale667]

Fundalmentalists scare me. I once dated a girl from a fundamentalist family (her dad was in the Klan too; lemme tell ya--- HE LOVED ME! ) and some of shit he used to spout was terrifying. How can someone take literally a work that contradicts ITSELF in spots? It's beyond me. Debated him on religion once ('cause he 'wasn't sure Catholics believed in God')...every time I got him cornered he looked like his head was gonna explode.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
The best part was the couple making out. If that were to happen in my church...

No shit! They'd STILL be saying the rosary!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by jhale667
('cause he 'wasn't sure Catholics believed in God')

My favorite is when they call us the whore's church. I mean, okay, if you have something against us holding Mary special because of what she took on, okay. Different denominations have their, um, differences. :D But I'm pretty sure that when you meet Him, Jesus might be a little mad about you calling his mama a whore.

[Cathedral]

Jesus won't get mad, he'll just cast you into Hell.

There are a lot of damned athiests on this site lately, better hope your right when the end comes...eternity is a long time to be regretting denying Christ.

[ELVIS]

Amen

[Cathedral]

Let me also add that Jesus dwells in your heart, so if a public school system says you cannot worship there, don't.

You are all free to do as i am doing and place your kids in a private school that teaches your children what you want them to be taught.

There aren't any distractions at her school like the bomb threats, bus abuse, and death threats from kids who are raising themselves at home while the babysitter (TV) pollutes their minds.

Public Schools are screwed, and basically Liberal Institutions.

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by Warham
You haven't gotten anything about the Bible right so far. When you understand what you've brought up already, then we may move onto new topics.

That's all about the bible. Specifically, WHERE and HOW that book came about. You don't understand the origin of your faith. You can tell me who killed Goliath, but you cannot tell me who started the movement.

You are avoiding.

Typical.

I'll let you off the hook and the hard stuff. But, you still haven't explained these passages in the context of your support for the invasion of Iraq. Try again!

Thou shalt not kill.

What you do unto the least of them, you do unto me.

[ELVIS]

You tell us how you think the Bible came about...

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by ELVIS
You tell us how you think the Bible came about...

Baby Jesus, in cooperation with Santa Claus, started a publishing company. This publishing company wanted to make "spiritual prozak" available to the poorly educated and/or just plain retarded.

Their scheme went like gang busters. The toothless and the worthless gathered form miles around to stare in wonder at the latest McReligion. Complete with fear, torture, adultry, and one crazy assed climax!

Sorry Elbitch, I ain't teaching Sunday Morning McBible School.

[FORD]

The atheists won't be too surprised if JC sends them downstairs. They rejected Him and have no defense. It's the ones who think they are serving Christ while actually living by doctrines from Hell, who will be in for a shock.

And believe me, anyone who swallows this Dominionism fascist horseshit is gonna be at the front of that line.