Let's Invade Canada

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Vivian Campbell
No go. We've tried to take down Canada twice to no avail. Those Canadians are tricky bastards.

Canadians. The White House only burned once and they're the ones who did it. They burned the White House and chased everybody out of town. It was a bad day.

I say invade Canada just for that. Pay backs are a bitch, ain't they.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Canadians. The White House only burned once and they're the ones who did it. They burned the White House and chased everybody out of town. It was a bad day.

I say invade Canada just for that. Pay backs are a bitch, ain't they.

Phil, that was the British Army and Marines that did that, not the Canadians. They also burned Buffalo to the ground because some U.S. soldiers decided to get cute and burn what is now Toronto to the ground. Relax Phil. You are way too prone to psychotic episodes.

[Vivian Campbell]

I'm willing to be drafted for Operation Canadian Bacon.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Vivian Campbell
I'm willing to be drafted for Operation Canadian Bacon.

What about "Iraqi Freedom?' They're not as polite.

[Full Bug]

Invade all you want, just leave our beer alone....If I had to drink weak American beer I think I would off myself....

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Invade all you want, just leave our beer alone....If I had to drink weak American beer I think I would off myself....

Try this beer and you will welcome occupation my servile Canadian friend!

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Try this beer and you will welcome occupation my servile Canadian friend!

LOL! At least it doesnt look like water....

[blueturk]

Why in the hell would we invade Canada? They don't have any oil!

[RuzDNailz]

Let's not forget how many famous people come from here. Plus Timmy Ho's (Tim Hortons) is on it's way to the USA! We now have Krispy Kreme from you guys. Oh, and one more thing, vast majority of americans that come here are always treated well. Ask me. Good to go drinking with!

[FORD]

Originally posted by bueno bob
We have yet to instigate "Operation: Human Shield"...

Operation Human Shield, my black ass!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by blueturk
Why in the hell would we invade Canada? They don't have any oil!

Actually they do (But don't tell Junior!)

[FORD]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Invade all you want, just leave our beer alone....If I had to drink weak American beer I think I would off myself....

The weak beer thing's not so true anymore. True you still have a few states like Utah where they force the 3% limit (like anyone drinks there anyway) but I can find stronger beer right here than I can in BC.

The Hosers still do the cider better though. No doubt about that.

[FORD]

Weak beer, my ass!

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by blueturk
Why in the hell would we invade Canada? They don't have any oil!

I take it you have never been to B.C.....
We have our own oil, yet we let OPEC dictate the cost of gas, never mind the high taxes we pay for it as well, lame....

[blueturk]

My fault. I just assumed you didn't have any oil because I haven't heard Dubya say much about Canada (except how potentially deadly the cheap drugs are up there).