Tomb Of Jesus and His Family Discovered in Israel

[svrwthr]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
alot of wha???

Is this one of those flammable/inflammable things?


The Bible is a 2,000 year old copy of READER'S DIGEST.

About as accurate as a Dick Cheney soundbite.

It isnt even that. The Reader's Digest atleast has truths. I think it more like the National Enquirer.

[Seshmeister]

It's worse than even that.

It's like if some people chose half of the parts of National Enquirer they liked, then translated it 5 times through various languages over a period of a thousand years in such a way as to help them control the population and make money.

Actually even then...

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
alot of wha???

Is this one of those flammable/inflammable things?


The Bible is a 2,000 year old copy of READER'S DIGEST.

About as accurate as a Dick Cheney soundbite.

2000 years from now, they're going to find your body...and say, "this is that guy that wrote "She's only 17.""

Then they'll take a dump on you and relocate you in the "Milli Vanilli" crypt.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Blackflag
2000 years from now, they're going to find your body...and say, "this is that guy that wrote "She's only 17.""

Then they'll take a dump on you and relocate you in the "Milli Vanilli" crypt.

Is this some of that "intellectual stimulation" you've been looking for?

Remember, you're in a forum I mod now, so if you want to turn this into a flame war, you can't win.

By the way, what is this obsession you have with people and "dumps"?

Seems to be a focus of many of your posts.


I know you were just trying to be clever, and show off for the other posters in this thread, but they're all Front Line Regulars.

You'll have to do much better than Kip Winger references and shit jokes.

Fucking hypocrite.


Go ahead, try to fight with me in here. I haven't had a good post edit in a while. :D


Stick to the topic of the thread, or go find another forum.

[Matt White]

Don't forget...the IRISH invented Western Monasticism:p

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Matt White
Don't forget...the IRISH invented Western Monasticism:p

And falling down drunk at weddings.

or was that the Scots, too?

[FORD]

I thought Jesus invented the "falling down drunk at weddings" thing.

Not that He drank that much Himself, but by providing an unlimited supply of wine at parties, He made it easy for everyone else to do so.

[Blackflag]

My ovaries hurt.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
And falling down drunk at weddings.

or was that the Scots, too?

50/50


Celts + Booze = TROUBLE

[Blackflag]

I live in Yakima, this is all I have.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Matt White
Don't forget...the IRISH invented Western Monasticism:p

You sure it didn't start in Egypt or even pre Christian?

http://mb-soft.com/believe/txn/monastic.htm

The thing I find interesting/funny about monks is that in the Middle Ages, doctrine was that in order to avoid going to hell if you were responsible for killing someone there were set amounts of prayer time you had to put in.

In England for example it got to the point that in order to avoid hell kings and nobles paid monks to do the prayers for them because there just weren't enough hours in the day for them to do it. This became insane as kings might start a war in France whereby 40 000 people were killed so had to pay staggering amounts of cash to the church in order to have literally thousands of monks praying for their souls. Over time this meant that the church was much richer than the state until it reached a tipping point whereby the king would sack the monastries on some fatuous premise.

[LoungeMachine]

The monastic life was quiet, and full of beer however.....

But what is it with Christianity and the GUILT over sex??

How could they expect to make more monks?

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by FORD
I thought Jesus invented the "falling down drunk at weddings" thing.

Not that He drank that much Himself, but by providing an unlimited supply of wine at parties, He made it easy for everyone else to do so.

The baptists frown upon drinking, and when I brought up the water/wine topic,.... They tried to tell me... "well, it wasn't REALLY wine, it was gra... it was grape juice...

But I say," -"wait! I thought you guys take the bible literally?"

As long as it doesn't conflict with their doctrine, I suppose...

[Blackflag]

Please pay attention to me....

I'm out of crack money, and the arcade is closed.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
You sure it didn't start in Egypt or even pre Christian?

Western Monasticism in Egypt.........hmmmmm

Good ol St. Columba

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04136a.htm