The last time I flew from Michigan to Colorado I was blitzed out of my mind.....thank God I'm a happy drunk. I got to Detroit Metro an hour and a half early and hit the bar, met some cool people at the bar and after four or five shots and a couple of beers, I boarded my flight. I had a two hour layover in Denver and....you guessed it, hit the bar for some food and more booze. Hooked up with a few people flying into Colorado Springs and several shots and 3 or 4 more beers later, they had to pour me out of my seat. The flight attendant for the puddle jump from Denver to the Springs loved me....she said she never laughed so hard during a flight

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