webster's defines illegal as..

[Igosplut]

I dunno, you tell me? I've never had one. DG knows I'd love 'em though. You aren't one of those Massholes who likes to put the intestinal shit from the middle of the lobsters on crackers are you? What's the shit (literally) called?? Tomale?

Naw, I only eat the tails. Fuck, I can't even stand oysters, and I can get as many of those for nothing as I want also...

[Blackflag]

One time somebody left a bag of lobster hanging from my back door.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?





They are total bugs. Disgusting.

[MAX]

Naw, I only eat the tails. Fuck, I can't even stand oysters, and I can get as many of those for nothing as I want also...

Oysters remind me of having a cold and lots of vile and disgusting snot!!!

[sadaist]

They are fucking bugs. Inscets of the sea. Damn tasty though. Seriously, they're in the same family (or not too far) as roaches. lmao

Actually, in the early days of this country, we fed lobster to prisoners!!! No fucking joke!!!

So true. Just like roaches of the sea. Delicious, buttery, savory roaches of the sea. Hell, cheese is just mold & we all eat that. We eat a lot of disgusting things...as long as it tastes good. Just look at pussy. I mean come on, really? Those things are breeding grounds for bacteria. Yet, irresistible just the same.

Maybe if we start feeding pussy to inmates, all these criminals currently on the lamb will turn themselves in.

[Blackflag]

So true. Just like roaches of the sea. Delicious, buttery, savory roaches of the sea. Hell, cheese is just mold & we all eat that.

Then why don't you people just cut to the chase and eat roaches? Disgusting. Fresh cheese isn't moldy, just your stinky cheeses.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Did you attend the Lounge School of Debate over the weekend? You forgot to call me a name.

oh yeah, "clay"? "sparky"? "fuckstump"?

[Blackflag]

There you go - that's more like it.

[MAX]

Maybe if we start feeding pussy to inmates, all these criminals currently on the lamb will turn themselves in.

That wouldn't work cos inmates are used to picking up bars of soap. Such deliciousness as a yumdelicious pussy would throw them off and shock their system.

[MAX]

Then why don't you people just cut to the chase and eat roaches?

Hey now, lots of people eat at Taco Bell!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ugh, i triple dog dare ya to try one of their fish tacos.

[MAX]

ugh, i triple dog dare ya to try one of their fish tacos.

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

Not fish tacos...

[Blackflag]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i mean shrimp ones, and still.

[MAX]

i mean shrimp ones, and still.

I gave those up for Lent... I mean, next year's. :D

[sadaist]

Then why don't you people just cut to the chase and eat roaches? Disgusting.

As soon as roaches grow to where they have a 1/2 lb tail, sign me up.