The Roth Army Disaster Relief Thread

[Kristy]

You are in the mountains, isn't it supposed to snow there? you guys get all panicked and shut everything down...and here we just keep goin'.

Yes. And No. And no one here panics except for assholes Texan and California transplants oh and dipshits from the east coast.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Yes. And No. And no one here panics except for assholes Texan and California transplants oh and dipshits from the east coast.

Oh behalf of all East Coast dipshits, fuck you.....

[Kristy]

No, fuck you and your $80,000 SUV's, that you're too pussy to take out when there is just a trace of snow on the roads, your $6 lattes and Blue Tooth headsets. Oh, and not mention you cant find a "good pizzeria" anywhere in the state. East coast people are the biggest complainers on the entire planet.


(And they're F A T, too)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Moved to the Front Line, 'cause I think it's looking likely it's gonna impact the election in some sort....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

No, fuck you and your $80,000 SUV's, that you're too pussy to take out when there is just a trace of snow on the roads, your $6 lattes and Blue Tooth headsets. Oh, and not mention you cant find a "good pizzeria" anywhere in the state. East coast people are the biggest complainers on the entire planet.


(And they're F A T, too)

Holy hell, stereotype much ??

[Although I'll give ya the "driving in the snow" part, growing up next to Lake Erie this area kills me...]

[Kristy]

East coast people (especially New Englanders) pretty much stereotype themselves. I went to school with loads of rich east coast people and every one of them complained about, well, anything!

Typical east coaster: "I just spent $74,000 on my new Mercedes SUV! Because, shit, you know, this is Colorado and EVERYONE here drives an SUV! Can't wait until it snows so I can take it up to the mountains and go skiing because, shit, you know, EVERYONE in Colorado goes skiing!"

Then it snows less than an inch or two.

"Well, it looks bad out there better keep my overpriced pile of shit SUV in the garage because, you know, don't want to get it dented or scratched if a pine tree fell on the road and somehow fucked up the paint because, shit, you know, pine trees fall over ALL THE TIME in Colorado!"

And then go back back to their latte-sipping, moronic one-sided conversational Blue Tooth CAN I TALK ANY MORE FUCKING LOUDER in public assholeness about not being able to find a good pizza joint.

Who says "pizza joint" anymore?

Granted I'll take and east coaster over a Texan or worse, a moron from Wisconsin any day of the week.

[Nickdfresh]

East coast people (especially New Englanders) pretty much stereotype themselves. I went to school with loads of rich east coast people and every one of them complained about, well, anything!

Typical east coaster: "I just spent $74,000 on my new Mercedes SUV! Because, shit, you know, this is Colorado and EVERYONE here drives an SUV! Can't wait until it snows so I can take it up to the mountains and go skiing because, shit, you know, EVERYONE in Colorado goes skiing!"

Then it snows less than an inch or two.

"Well, it looks bad out there better keep my overpriced pile of shit SUV in the garage because, you know, don't want to get it dented or scratched if a pine tree fell on the road and somehow fucked up the paint because, shit, you know, pine trees fall over ALL THE TIME in Colorado!"

And then go back back to their latte-sipping, moronic one-sided conversational Blue Tooth CAN I TALK ANY MORE FUCKING LOUDER in public assholeness about not being able to find a good pizza joint.

Who says "pizza joint" anymore?

Granted I'll take and east coaster over a Texan or worse, a moron from Wisconsin any day of the week.

You seem bitter...

[Kristy]

Hey, you spend a summer in Wisconsin and live to tell about it.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

East coast people (especially New Englanders) pretty much stereotype themselves. I went to school with loads of rich east coast people and every one of them complained about, well, anything!

I must have missed the memo saying that if you live on the East Coast you're rich, much less have the kind of money to buy a $74,000 SUV or have the money to go cross country to go to college with out-of-state tuition....

Don't paint so broad a brush because of some obviously wealthy kids.....

[Kristy]

Really? I left it on the fridge.

[Kristy]

At least be thankful you don't live in or come from Wisconsin (or Texas).

[Nickdfresh]

Are Buffalo and Cleveland "rich" cities? There certainly is money here along with a fading middle class. But stereotyping people is sort of the first step towards herding them into murder-showers...

[ThrillsNSpills]

No, fuck you and your $80,000 SUV's, that you're too pussy to take out when there is just a trace of snow on the roads, your $6 lattes and Blue Tooth headsets. Oh, and not mention you cant find a "good pizzeria" anywhere in the state. East coast people are the biggest complainers on the entire planet.


(And they're F A T, too)

I live on the east coast and all of my rich friends are the nicest people you could ever want to meet.
And they're all thin.
Seems like you complain a lot though.

[Kristy]

Never complained much until the east coasters showed up.

You're like the Jimmy Page's of America.

[So this is love]