Obama wins re-election

[Satan]

And now for the ultimate right wing meltdown. This woman ain't anybody famous, but GOD DAMN is she ever bat shit insane!!

[Nitro Express]

Who's going to come after Glenn Beck? People with Obama phones? The man is nuts, hunkering down on some Texas farmland with an arsenal. If Texas wanted to succeed the union most of the liberals would say go ahead. No Texas electorial votes would guarantee a Democrat win in the White House every election and less Republicans in the US Congress.

[Satan]

Anti-Obama teen wants to move to Australia because we have 'Christian, male president


Kristen Neel praised Australia's "Christian, male president" on Twitter, before copping a barrage of responses and eventually deleting her account. Picture via Twitter

BARACK Obama's "four more years'' victory tweet may have become the most retweeted message of all time, but last night one American teenager's misguided views on Australia were lighting up the twittersphere down under.

Clearly disappointed with the election result, 18-year-old Georgia republican Kristen Neel joined the throngs of American Twitter users claiming they were moving to Australia to escape Obama's presidency.

Unfortunately, she got a few facts wrong.

"I'm moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says,'' she tweeted.



Neel's tweet quickly went viral as bemused Aussies retweeted it more than 1400 times, many pointing out that Australia actually has an atheist, female Prime Minister.

"Our Prime Minister is a woman, an atheist who lives with a man she hasn't married. I don't think you'd like it here,'' tweeted Ian Cuthbertson, TV editor at The Australian.

"I think you meant Antarctica. Move there,'' tweeted @post_rock0.

"Congratulations on being the dumbest person in the world,'' tweeted @Patrickavenell.

Neel's Twitter account has since been disabled.

Neel was just one of dozens of Americans who tweeted that they were moving to Australia in the wake of Obama's win.

Buzzfeed helpfully collated 37 of the best into one spot.

The mass of American republicans eager to head Down Under prompted several memes in response, including this one, which helpfully gives them a lesson in what Australia is about.



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[jhale667]

And now for the ultimate right wing meltdown. This woman ain't anybody famous, but GOD DAMN is she ever bat shit insane!!

WOW. She fully admits she's unhinged. Why bother denying it? Holy shit that's hilarious and yet disturbing.
Somebody needs to go back on her meds. yesterday. It's probably a gift that there's no video to go with this stream of expletives, she sounds purty.

[jhale667]

Haven't checked out Key and Peele's show fully, but probably worth a look: They took the Teahadist "Obama's angry" thing and ran it over the hilarity cliff, giving the POTUS an anger translator. Here's their version of the victory speech.




"Take that shit back to the lab, Mitt - ya LOST!"

[jhale667]

Apparently there was a concession version also...

Key and PeeleGet More: Comedy Central,Funny Videos,Funny TV Shows

[DavidLeeNatra]

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J, this show is awesome. It's like Chapelle Show with a bigger budget. You have to see the bit where they spoof college football players stating their names. My side splits just thinking about some of the names they came up with.

[jhale667]

Cool, will check it out.

Oh, and SHOCKER - the states with the highest number of racist post-election tweets? Mississippi and Alabama.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1SPc8y/www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/09/study-obamas-reelection-drives-racist-tweet-increase-from-south/

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[knuckleboner]

Who's going to come after Glenn Beck? People with Obama phones? .

there's no such thing as an obama phone...

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