The Gun Control Thread

[lesfunk]

I called four gun shops within 75 miles today inquiring about Tactical Shotguns for home defense and they are Sold Out Of Everything Semi Auto, Black, Short barrel, and Pistol grip. There were a couple of expensive Binellis available but anything affordable like Mossberg or Remington (even pumps) are selling out quicker that they can get them.

[Hardrock69]

Thanks to the Democratic Party, the weapons manufacturers are making massive profit.....much more profit than the Retardlicans could EVER have given them....


I have a friend who just recently told me that as soon as Obama is inaugurated, he is going to enact legislation to confiscate all our weapons.

This is a guy who is reasonably intelligent....someone I thought would never say something stupid like this.....

So I am waiting until a few weeks after the inauguration to ask him when are my guns going to be confiscated.

[ELVIS]

Keep laughing...

[jhale667]

Keep laughing...

Don't worry, we will.

[chefcraig]

Don't worry, we will.

Knock, knock at the front door.

Government agent: Hello, Mr. chef? We are here for your weapons.

Me: Uhhh....all I have are a beaten up Telecaster, an SG bass that won't stay in tune, a leaky crock pot, a deep fryer that works when it wishes, a virtually useless Sears weed-whacker and a couple of hammers.

Government agent: Nonetheless sir, we'll be taking 'em. If you'll just sign this form...by the way, you get a free breakfast at Denny's for doing so.

Me: Denny's? Fucking Denny's? That's cruel and unusual punishment! Shoot me now, in the face, you Un-American, fascist thug!

[jhale667]

Knock, knock at the front door.

Government agent: Hello, Mr. chef? We are here for your weapons.

Me: Uhhh....all I have are a beaten up Telecaster, an SG bass that won't stay in tune, a leaky crock pot, a deep fryer that works when it wishes, a virtually useless Sears weed-whacker and a couple of hammers.

Government agent: Nonetheless sir, we'll be taking 'em. If you'll just sign this form...by the way, you get a free breakfast at Denny's for doing so.

Me: Denny's? Fucking Denny's? That's cruel and unusual punishment! Shoot me now, in the face, you Un-American, fascist thug!

There will be no knock, they'll just show up at my place guns blazing, because I'm known to be in possession a "Bomber".

[Seshmeister]

I called four gun shops within 75 miles today inquiring about Tactical Shotguns for home defense and they are Sold Out Of Everything Semi Auto, Black, Short barrel, and Pistol grip. There were a couple of expensive Binellis available but anything affordable like Mossberg or Remington (even pumps) are selling out quicker that they can get them.

You're all fucking nuts. :D

[lesfunk]

I don't even like guns that much. I just want to own a really scary looking one while it's still relatively easy to get one.
If I go to the town hall tomorrow and buy a hunting license I'll be able to get around the 2 week waiting period bullshit.

[DONNIEP]

You're all fucking nuts. :D

Certifiable

[Nickdfresh]

I don't even like guns that much. I just want to own a really scary looking one while it's still relatively easy to get one.
If I go to the town hall tomorrow and buy a hunting license I'll be able to get around the 2 week waiting period bullshit.

They're not going to ban pump shotguns, semi-autos either....

[ELVIS]

Semi-auto is on the list...

[Hardrock69]

They can do what they want about purchasing guns in the future. But they will be unable to do anything about the weapons we already own.

[Hardrock69]

Charlton Heston may have been somewhat of a Retardlican dick, but his famous statement he made when addressing the NRA was a masterpiece.

[lesfunk]

They can do what they want about purchasing guns in the future. But they will be unable to do anything about the weapons we already own.

Which is exactly why I should get a semi auto with a 25 round magazine ASAP. I can always get a shotgun later.
The problem right now is finding one.

[chefcraig]

Charlton Hesston may have been somewhat of a Retardlican dick, but his famous statement he made when addressing the NRA was a masterpiece.

No kidding...that scene was mother-fucking epic...