How "Christians" Are Often The Biggest Cunts Of All

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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49563

    How "Christians" Are Often The Biggest Cunts Of All

    Here's one example of a "God fearing" douchebag "pastor"...

    Man claiming to be pastor leaves waiter note: ‘I give God 10%. Why do you get 18?’
    By Dylan Stableford, Yahoo! News | The Sideshow – 3 hrs ago



    A man claiming to be a pastor apparently tried to stiff a waiter on a tip, explaining that his work for God absolved him of having to leave one.

    A photo of the receipt, posted to Reddit.com, shows a bill for $34.93 with an automatic 18 percent gratuity (or $6.29) added above a blank space for an additional tip.

    "I give God 10%," the diner wrote on the receipt, scratching out the automatic tip. "Why do you get 18?" He then wrote "Pastor" above his signature, and an emphatic "0" where the additional tip would be. (The automatic gratuity, however, had already been added to the total.)

    The Reddit user who submitted the image explained in the comments section that the receipt was part of a total bill for a party of 20, which is why the gratuity was automatically added.

    “Parties up to eight ... may tip whatever they’d like, but larger parties receive an automatic gratuity," the server wrote. "It’s in the computer, it’s not something I do.”

    The server added: “They had no problem with my service, and told me I was great. They just didn’t want to pay when the time came.”

    Scribbling notes on receipts has become something of a trend. Earlier this month, the manager of a North Carolina Red Robin surprised an overdue pregnant woman by comping her meal.

    “Once seated, a manager came up to us and started talking,” the woman's husband told Consumerist. “He was extremely friendly and jokingly asked my wife if this was her last meal before heading to the hospital."

    When the check came, a note from the manager next to her portion of the bill read: "MOM 2 BEE GOOD LUC."

    “It was a pleasant surprise and made my tired-of-being-pregnant wife a little more cheery," the man said.
  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16727

    #2
    As if working in a tax-free environment wasn't enough. Let's see the average salary of a pastor at a "mega-church" can be anywhere from $50,000- 80,000 whereas that of an average waitress is less than $10,000 and most of that does come from tips. So much for the theory blessed are the poor.

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32942

        #4
        That's ok. Jesus is on his way.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16727

          #5
          Originally posted by ELVIS
          That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??
          Um, yes.

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            That makes Christians the biggest cunts of all ??
            Certainly indicative of their typical holier-than-thou cunty-ass attitude, yeah.


            Saw this on FB earlier, and the best suggested response was "because God didn't bring you your cheeseburger, bitch."
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942

              #7
              There's assholes everywhere. I keep thinking there is one spot on the planet there are not any but I haven't found it yet.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • jhale667
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 20929

                #8
                There's assholes everywhere but it takes a special kind of a-hole to complain about your deserving a bigger tip than the invisible sky daddy.
                Originally posted by conmee
                If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                That is all.

                Icon.
                Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                Originally posted by Isaac R.
                Then it's really true??

                The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                Originally posted by eddie78
                I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  Too bad it didn't happen in a country where he could lose a finger or a hand for theft. It's not cool to stiff the servers; especially, if they served you well.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • fraroc
                    Commando
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 1172

                    #10
                    If we're talking about Christians that are total fucking cunts, let's not forget this douchebag.

                    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                    • fraroc
                      Commando
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 1172

                      #11


                      How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                      • cadaverdog
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 8955

                        #12
                        Figures you people don't recognize a hoax when you see one. How would the computer know it was a party of 20? It's only 34.93. Somebody's lying.
                        Last edited by cadaverdog; 01-30-2013, 07:51 PM.
                        Beware of Dog

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                        • Dr. Love
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7833

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jhale667
                          Certainly indicative of their typical holier-than-thou cunty-ass attitude, yeah.


                          Saw this on FB earlier, and the best suggested response was "because God didn't bring you your cheeseburger, bitch."
                          I thought you were against broad sweeping generalizations based on the actions of a single individual
                          I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                          http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            #14
                            cadaverfucker once again shows us his level of intelligence is somewhat lower than that of your average everyday tree stump.

                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            How would the computer know it was a party of 20? It's only 34.93. Somebody's lying.
                            Do you fucking read Engrish you stupid cunt?

                            Why do you open your mouth?

                            Either it is for your wino customers to stick their cocks in or else you seem to have a severe need to show people how fucking stupid you are.

                            You obviously did not read the article, as it contained a lot of big words that you do not understand.

                            You obviously wanted to make comments solely for the purpose of demonstrating that you are a poster child for brain-damaged fuckheads.

                            Tool.

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                            • Warham
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14589

                              #15
                              I'm not really in favor of automatic gratuities added to tabs, even for large parties. But the guy should have gave her at least 15%.

                              One of my first jobs was bussing tables, so I'm well aware of how servers are paid by restaurants (usually below minimum wage), therefore I've always tried to tip well.

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