Shots Fired in D.C. Yet Once Again

[Kristy]

http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/03/20805397-shots-fired-at-uscapitol-female-suspect-in-custody?lite

[FORD]

I'll say it before ELVIS does....

FALSE FLAG!111!!!!

Actually it might be, in this case. There were some news reports just about an hour or so that indicated BONER was showing signs of breaking free from his teabag captors and pledging to at least not default on the debts, if not ending the shutdown outright.

But you suddenly lock down Congress with some woman attempting to attack first the White House, and then Congress, and you have to wonder about the timing.....

***off to find some tin foil***

[ELVIS]

Hahahahaha...

The navy yard shooting was an obvious false flag, BTW...

[Kristy]

I'll say it before ELVIS does...

Don't bet on it. Elvis won't say anything until his cult leader Jone$ tells him to.

[ELVIS]

Go smoke some drugs...

The alert people are talking...

[78/84 guy]

Elvis and alert don't really go together for me.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, you're probably a cock and rectum type of guy...

[BITEYOASS]

Geez, does this look like a fuckin' adult hookup site for Gay men ELBINO? Go find a new prison bitch someplace else.

[Nitro Express]

It was either a false flag or those god dammed tea baggers did it! Got to love the US. We really do need another civil war on our soil. Some chlorine needs to be added to the gene pool here. The only thing is people are too fat and lazy to fight here.

[Nitro Express]

Geez, does this look like a fuckin' adult hookup site for Gay men ELBINO? Go find a new prison bitch someplace else.

Internet bitch slapping. That's about as much of a fight as you are going to get anymore.

[BITEYOASS]

It was either a false flag or those god dammed tea baggers did it! Got to love the US. We really do need another civil war on our soil. Some chlorine needs to be added to the gene pool here. The only thing is people are too fat and lazy to fight here.

If it means the death of almost every stupid separatist redneck dumbass, then I say BRING IT ON!

[Nitro Express]

If it means the death of almost every stupid separatist redneck dumbass, then I say BRING IT ON!

It will if you are better at fighting than they are. They like to run their mouths. Let's see if they can walk the talk.

[ELVIS]

I'm quite sure the "separatist rednecks" would win any real fight...

[jacksmar]

If it means the death of almost every stupid separatist redneck dumbass, then I say BRING IT ON!

Define redneck, please. I'm pretty confident I know the meaning of the other 2 adjectives and noun.

Y'all.

[jacksmar]

From the ARS:

I am proud to be an American and affirm that the United States of America is one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. I embrace the historical heritage of the Redneck. This heritage includes men wearing red scarves around their necks while escaping religious persecution in Scotland centuries ago. It includes farmers whose hard work in the sun-drenched fields of this nation's breadbasket burned their necks crimson red while keeping Americans fed. As a Redneck, I work hard and I play hard. As a Redneck, I am able to laugh at myself. In short, as an American Redneck, I have a sense of country and a sense of humor.

From Jeff Foxworthy:
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You've ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You've ever financed a tattoo.

Which brings me to tattoos............