Hundreds of Thousands to Be Questioned on Eligibility for Obamacare Subsidies...

[Kristy]

Or this?

[Nitro Express]

See people, this is what happens when you drink white trash beer. You start to believe in fairy tales and myths. Such as the "American Dream"



Here's Von:



Get a clue, white trash:
You'll always be white trash.

Yeah I'm sure people said this during the Civil War. Who cares. As long as you can be David Lee Roth sailing your yacht through the blood.

[Kristy]

Dude, leave your homoerotic fantasies out of here.

[Nitro Express]

Isn't the spirit of Roth colorful, indulgent self-interest? Where did the party go? Fuck it folks. Let's party!

[Nitro Express]

Ok. I'm outta here. I'm off to score some happiness.

[DONNIEP]

Kristy, you don't have any hopes or aspirations to be doing better 5 years from now than you are today? Don't want to have a good job and own a home? That's pretty much my definition of the American Dream. Not some high minded political bullshit. Just having a good life and enjoying it. Getting up, going to work, earning a decent paycheck and providing for my family. Not even you, even in your surliest moods, could say that those aren't things most people should strive for.

[ELVIS]

Not me, I'm selling a house...

[DONNIEP]

Not me, I'm selling a house...

I wanna move in with you in your new bunker!! Race War's a'comin', gotta have provisions...

[Kristy]

Kristy, you don't have any hopes or aspirations to be doing better 5 years from now than you are today? Don't want to have a good job and own a home? That's pretty much my definition of the American Dream. Not some high minded political bullshit. Just having a good life and enjoying it. Getting up, going to work, earning a decent paycheck and providing for my family. Not even you, even in your surliest moods, could say that those aren't things most people should strive for.

You're still believing in the American myth. Well, best of luck to you.

[Kristy]

Not me, I'm selling a house...

Can you sell cardboard on Craigslist?

[vandeleur]

Kristy, you don't have any hopes or aspirations to be doing better 5 years from now than you are today? Don't want to have a good job and own a home? That's pretty much my definition of the American Dream. Not some high minded political bullshit. Just having a good life and enjoying it. Getting up, going to work, earning a decent paycheck and providing for my family. Not even you, even in your surliest moods, could say that those aren't things most people should strive for.

That brought a tear to my eye when I read it , I could hear in the background ... Oh say can You hear by the .... Woah you told me all you wanna do was eat Pussy :D

[DONNIEP]

You're still believing in the American myth. Well, best of luck to you.

Maybe. But it's worked out for me pretty good so far. And for just about everybody I know.

[cadaverdog]

I wanna move in with you in your new bunker!! Race War's a'comin', gotta have provisions...

Sound's like you've been listening to The White Album again. Melcher's been dead for almost ten years now. Let it go Charlie.

[Anonymous]

http://youtu.be/qj7jIaO_nI0

Maybe you'll like this version better?

Well, it's certainly not as depressing as the original, I can tell you that.

What the fuck possessed that lunatic to come up with such a story for a cartoon? I mean, if it was a film, for adults, yeah, ok. But a cartoon clearly meant for kids? Dude!

The things that lil'd dude goes through are just downright fucking depressing. They'll fuck you up for life. I mean, just look at me, fer fuck's sake. I never trusted anyone or anything ever again after watching it.

Those fake reviews on that clip fit the original like a glove.

Cheers!

[DONNIEP]

Sound's like you've been listening to The White Album again. Melcher's been dead for almost ten years now. Let it go Charlie.

Nope. That's a direct quote from Early Cuyler. Only thing is he hates white people, lol.