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[DONNIEP]

The American dream is having enough Federal Reserve Notes to pay nine Las Vegas hookers to piss on you at the same time.

Are you sure? I thought it was having enough fake money to be able to piss on nine Vegas call girls at once.

[vandeleur]

The American dream is having enough Federal Reserve Notes to pay nine Las Vegas hookers to piss on you at the same time.

[Kristy]

Ok, then tell me, Oh Wise One, what it is that you want out of life.

Oh, you know, pussy, cars, and money.

[ashstralia]

The only people around here who drink sheaf are cane farmers and elderly lawn bowlers...
Mind you, they're all pretty healthy.

[ELVIS]

Oh, you know, pussy, cars, and money.

How sickeningly shallow...

[cadaverdog]

Ok, then tell me, Oh Wise One, what it is that you want out of life.

What do you want from life? A babies arm holding an apple. I thought everyone knew that.

[cadaverdog]

It's been years since I've seen Sheaf's Stout around here, but if it's true that they put corn poison in Guinness now, I guess I better goddamn well find some

You do realize alcohol alone will kill you if you drink enough of it? If you drink too much too fast it will kill you instantly. If you drink too much over a period of time it will kill you slowly.

[DONNIEP]

Oh, you know, pussy, cars, and money.

You forgot "free" healthcare. And cheap beer.

[Kristy]

The only people around here who drink sheaf are cane farmers and elderly lawn bowlers...
Mind you, they're all pretty healthy.

No idea what any of that means.

[Kristy]

You forgot "free" healthcare. And cheap beer.

When you have pussy, cars and money who needs health care?

[DONNIEP]

When you have pussy, cars and money who needs health care?

Damn right! Who wants to live forever?

[ashstralia]

No idea what any of that means.

Cane farmer=person who grows sugar cane. Very hard worker.
Elderly lawn bowler=older person who enjoys lawn bowls. Typically a retired cane farmer.

[Kristy]

So is lawn bowling more popular than kangaroo humping?

[FORD]

You do realize alcohol alone will kill you if you drink enough of it? If you drink too much too fast it will kill you instantly. If you drink too much over a period of time it will kill you slowly.

The honest to God truth is that Monsatan's mutant corn poison has already damaged my liver far more than alcohol ever did. As much as I love good beer, I was never an alcoholic. But I did drink Coca-Cola like water pretty much through the entire 1980s and half the 1990s, before I realized what it was doing to me.

Alcohol in moderation is actually healthy. As long as it's the real deal and not loaded with impurities, like most of the cheap shit is. I'd actually like to drink more red wine because of the anti-oxidants, but I'm allergic to sulfites, and just try finding wine without that shit. Yeah, even the "organics"

[cadaverdog]

The honest to God truth is that Monsatan's mutant corn poison has already damaged my liver far more than alcohol ever did.(

What are you referring to? Monsanto makes or made a lot of poison.